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My friend and I were legit totes having a bad day until we found this movie... It looked pretty interesting so we thought we would give it a go. We have never seen something so well put together in our entire lives! This is officially the best movie I have ever seen. I laughed so hard and also cried. It was a mix of both scary and funny. It was so funny when the girl screamed on the hood of the car oh my gosh I cried. But it was a good cry. My friend screamed so loud. It was hysterical. I recommend this to the rest of my sorority sisters for when they are having a bad day and just need to laugh it out. Also this girl teaches you how to give 2 good slaps to a cheatin' ex-no-good-hot boyfriend.

This film is entitled 'Zombeavers.' Think about that for a moment. Cute little woodland animals turned into bloodthirsty undead beasts (who then go on to plague the living hell out of three scantily-clad young maidens). If you think that sounds like possibly the worst idea since sharks caught in a tornado then it's best you never ever think of watching this film. If, however, you can lower your mind significantly to appreciate it, you may just get something out of it. I had had a long day and I needed something totally un-intellectual to relax my mind. This fitted the bill just perfectly. Believe it or not, I do watch somewhat deeper films, but I totally wasn't in the mood for something deep and meaningful. About the level of my IQ was laughing at badly animated puppets with glowing eyes chasing girls in bikinis. This film is daft and, most importantly, it knows it is. It never tries to be serious and never tries to be anything but what it is – daft, silly fun. It has no budget. The special effects are anything but special. It has no big name actors. Those who have turned up are largely there for their good looks. And the dialogue isn't great at the best of times. And yet, with all these down-points, I still can't bring myself to hate it. So, if you've had a long day and want to relax in front of a film where you can totally put your brain 'on hold' for an hour and half, then this is the one for you. If you think you're going to be in for a story filled with excellent character development and broad story arcs the you may need to skip this one.

Two reckless truck drivers transporting toxic chemical products hit a deer on the road and one barrel falls off in the river and is carried to a beaver's dam. The college mates Mary (Rachel Melvin), Zoe (Cortney Palm) and Jenn (Lexi Atkins) travel to a cabin nearby the dam that belongs to Mary's aunt Myrne Gregorson (Phyllis Katz). They swim in the lake and unsuccessfully seek a beaver at the dam; however they stumble with a bear and the hunter Smyth (Rex Linn) saves them. During the night, their boyfriends Sam (Hutch Dano), Tommy (Jake Weary) and Buck (Peter Gilroy) arrive at the cabin and Mary and Zoe have sex while Jenn has an argument with her unfaithful boyfriend. When Jenn goes to the bathroom, she is attacked by a beaver but Tommy kills the animal that appears to have rabies. On the next morning, the group goes swimming in the lake and they are attacked by zombie beavers. Will they succeed to escape? "Zombeavers" is a trash slasher that entertains. The silly story is funny and the screenplay is typical of a B-movie, with breasts, sex and original deaths. In the end of the credits, there is a hilarious scene with the "zombees". My vote is five. Title (Brazil): "Zombeavers – Pânico no Lago" ("Zombeavers – Panic in the Lake")

Greetings from Lithuania. "Zombeavers" (2014) was a joke. You got to be kidding me, right? I knew it from the title, i get it, and after turning my brains off i managed to sit trough it. It has some funny moments, and although the whole movie was practically a joke, it kinda delivers what it promises - absurdity. After watching this movie, i will have to see couple of movies from IMDb 250 just to restore may brain cells that unfortunately were destroyed during this picture. Overall, is it possible to recommend "Zombeavers"? It depends. If you are with some friends, drinking and want to see some absurdity on TV, you can turn this one, it has some hot young chicks running in bikinis as well as zombie beavers. Really? Did i just said that?

A fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp. This movie excels at being exactly what you would expect it to be: a humorous, over-the-top horror film about beavers who happen to also be zombies. And that is just the beginning, as the film takes it to the next level (and you have to see it to believe it). Some of it is cheesy. The hair and mustache on the truck driver look awful, but this is more than likely part of the joke. The gore effects are really good, and you have to respect those who put this film together, as many of them are relatively unknown, and nobody involve is a big horror name. Yet, this might be the horror comedy of 2014.

Zombies, zombies, zombies. They're everywhere. The Walking Dead is the highest rated television program. My Netflix queue and DVD wait list is saturated with zombie genre features. And as far as I can tell from the parents to which I converse about this year's Halloween, zombies seem to be a costume of choice for the zealous trick-or-treaters. Excuse the expression, but the genre has been done to death. Walking zombies, running zombies, brain eating zombies, flesh eating zombies…doesn't seem to matter what exact type of undead human hunting beings they are anymore. And I am simply bored of the buggers. Then along comes a title such as Zombeavers. Yes, Zombeavers. Simply put, zombie beavers. The idea had me intrigued. And where I would normally pass on a zombie screening or roll my eyes before the first kill, this comedy/horror had me charmed. Screening at the Toronto After Dark Film Festival, director Jordan Rubin pre-taped an intro giving us a glimpse into the mind that helped write this zombie abortion. Rubin informed the audience that he had previously worked a comedy club in Toronto and that quickly helped set the stage for the feature – this was a film that was not going to take itself seriously. Not one bit. As Zombeavers start, we get the uninspired reason behind the zomification of the semi-aquatic rodent. A steel barrel of a toxic chemical is thrust from truck and lands in the water where it travels down the rapids until it is punctured while washed up on a beaver's dam. Cut then to our characters. They have names, but who cares. Their job is to provide bits of jibber-jabber dialogue and show some tits and ass until such time as the story can work a coherent way for the zombeavers to attack the homo sapiens whether on land or in the water. Of course, the zombeaver attacks are of Corman quality. There is some charm in seeing hand puppets and the odd animatronic in place of the all too common CGI effects and it's the Muppet Show simplicity that leads to most of Zombeavers' charisma. When the zombeavers are not front and centre and the film relies on its character development it struggles to keep things interesting. More of the humor misses the target than hits the bullseye and the characters are largely stereotypical following the footsteps of stereotypical horror film victims. We did like certain visuals such as the Whack-a-Beaver scene and a particular distraction used by the humans to aide in their attempt to rescue themselves from a lake water raft drew some good responses from the audience. Unfortunately most of the humor derived from the dialogue seemed lost on the ripe hip screeners in attendance. I would suggest that Zombeavers is a film best viewed with a large accepting audience. Much like Monster Brawl, if pitted armrest to armrest with a packed house the overall reactions may help bridge the moments where you just might not happen to click with what is happening on screen. We found ourselves in such a boat a few times during Zombeavers. And although we may not have fully bought in or enjoyed it as much as the tongue-in-cheek ridiculousness of Sharknado, the audience seemed to be enjoying themselves. .

Sometimes (OK, a lot of the time), I like to curl up on the sofa and watch something totally mindless in order to give the brain cells a good rest after a hard day's graft in front of a hot computer; B-movie creature feature Zombeavers is about as dumb as it gets—and I loved it! The film opens in unabashed stereotypical monster movie fashion with two moronic truck drivers transporting a load of bio-hazardous waste (Trioxin, perhaps?), only to lose one of the barrels when they hit a deer in the road. The barrel is thrown from the truck, rolls into a nearby river, travels over some rapids, and comes to rest next to a beaver dam, where it springs a leak. We're then introduced to the film's eye-candy, hot sorority sisters Mary (Rachel Melvin), Zoe (Cortney Palm) and Jenn (Lexi Atkins), who intend to spend a few quiet days in the country having girly fun together, sauntering about in their incredibly short shorts and lounging around the nearby lake in their eensy-weensy bikinis. However, their weekend doesn't go quite according to plan: the girls' randy boyfriends, Sam (Hutch Dano), Tommy (Jake Weary) and Buck (Peter Gilroy), turn up uninvited (and who can blame them, with such sexy girlfriends?), Jenn narrowly escapes from a vicious beaver that gets into the kitchen, and, the next morning, the whole group is attacked by a colony of the ravenous aquatic rodents while they are swimming. After making a dash for the safety of their cabin, the three terrified couples try to come up with a plan while fending off the toothy critters that, for some reason, don't seem to want to stay dead. Please don't make the mistake of taking any of this seriously: Zombeavers is essentially a tongue-in-cheek paean to trashy 80s horror. Think along the lines of OTT comedy/horror Piranha 3D and its even more outrageous sequel 3DD, or the equally excessive Feast trilogy, and you'll have a good idea of what to expect from this gloriously daft and very gory piece of good-natured nonsense: a glut of genre clichés, predictably stupid characters, nonsensical plot developments, gratuitous nudity and sex, and cheap and cheerful (mostly) old-school special effects, including numerous shonky beaver puppets and some nifty splatter. I had so much fun with this incredibly silly but amazingly entertaining flick that I'll happily rate it a whopping 8.5/10, rounded up to 9 for letting my favourite girl, Zoe, make it through to the very end. Well, almost.