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This is what you make when you have too much money, and zero talent. Don't waste your time there are so many other things you could be doing with your time that's more entertaining like watching paint dry, waxing a hairy persons back and then counting the hairs. Counting the lines on an LP, or licking rust off of a bridge. A complete waste of time, this was so awful I actually can't believe it. Nothing about this is worth anything. People giving this rave reviews should be excused as they aren't let out of the basement very often so anything moving faster than a brick wall is entertaining. Avoid this movie.

I was a big fan of the first three VHS movies. I wasn't as wowed by VHS 94 but, overall, it was worth watching. This abomination of a follow up is an absolute disgrace to the series. The individual stories dragged on, and on, and on, and on. Obviously the budget for this crap was non-existent. The entire movie was, I suspect, filmed using the same VHS camera. The only reason they stuck with this format was to try to disguise the 'effects' that looked like something a group of untalented highschoolers threw together. The segments were so tedious I was fast forwarding before the second story was halfway through. Do yourself a favour and watch/rewatch ANY of the previous VHS movies, because this one is the final nail in the coffin of a once great series.

I have no idea what the Bloody Disgusting team was thinking here. This was like a bad joke. There is nothing..not one thing..scary in this movie. If anyone says otherwise, they need their head checked. The segments are all cheap, creature features. I'm talking CHEAP and not a single segment even remotely based in reality. This feels like they took some rejected submissions to VHS 94, slapped them together, and went for cash grab. I love found footage footage. As much as I didn't like Viral, I still really hoped it would do well so we would get more installments. I figured they'd rebound the next go round..and they did, at times. They've proven incapable of matching the quality of their first 2 but they still put out some solid segments. So, my vote was to keep them coming. A few good VHS stories are better than no VHS stories. I guess I still feel that way. If another comes, I'll check it out. If not, RIP. I doubt anybody cares at this point.

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