Useless Humans

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It'ol never be the most amazing film you've ever seen but if you fancy watching something that doesn't require all your brain cells to function then here it is. I admit that me and my one brain cell rather enjoyed it...... on reflection.

Cliched, cheap and terrible supposed comedy moments. Seriously! Who made this thinking it was worthwhile?? The Alien is the daftest looking creation I've seen in a long time. A silver morph suit with a dodgy mask and rubber hands that moves so slowly and only strikes the same pose everytime it appears. The characters are just jokes (just not funny ones) The selotaped on Romantic parts fall flat as zero chemistry with any of the actors. ....they all knew it was awful and it shows. Too childish to appeal to adults, like a really poor scooby doo but too bloody for kids (although the hore is minimal and poor also) The soldier type woman and scientist women were the most pointless people ever. Their supposed attraction to each other only hinted on once and qually as pointless. Then what she does with the knife is the dumbest thing I've witnessed in ages. And her reaction after incredulous!? As if wasn't her dumb fault!? And the supposed twist at the end.....well. Talk about being out of place in this movie. Trying to make a political and environmental statement in this car crash of a film is beyond puzzling. .....plus it counteracts the aliens behaviour totally!? Why would it be killing anyone!? Not even worth a drunk viewing late at night. Find something better.

This movie is stupid humor, full of clichés and juvenile. If you like B movies with slapstick humor, that is not taking itself seriously in any way. You'll enjoy this moive. This is just not my lane.

Well at least they are trying to be fun, but they only reach as far as witty. it has a promising start, but from there its the verbal sprout of try to be comedy,by not using slap stick and situational physical pranks wouldve saved the day thinks the grumpy old man. its a cliched flick have seen hoard of titles doing this better. its a 5 a no more than that. its an inbetweener for all you drunks out there

The characters are introduced in an amusingly effortless way, making it easy to follow what was going on, just as as a comedy should. Why all this appears with horror/sci-fi trappings is a little odd, but I say -- don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Grab your quarantine cutie, some popcorn and maybe break out the whiskey for this wild guilty pleasure. Eat up all the wacky characters and embrace the classic horror film tropes throughout, you're in for an enjoyable evening.

Considering this was made on a shoestring budget I think they did really well. The acting wasn't bad, the script was okay and it made me laugh in places., especially the alien, whose costume was probably bought from a Halloween store. Well done.

If you don't like this film I must ask... what were you expecting with a title called "USELESS HUMANS"? It delivered on its promise of a goofy sci-fi comedy and I really enjoyed it. For those of you that are hesitant... I recommend relaxing with a few drinks on the weekend and checking this film out.

This is a good scifi comedy that doesn't really have much to say about the world or high stakes, but it is solid for what it is. The writing is amusing and gets to the point of what it wants to achieve. There are lots of fun moments and this keeps the movie fresh and running along nicely. Overall I can't call this a masterpiece, but it is a fun b-movie that doesn't take itself seriously and should provide an entertaining watch for most.