Twelve Disasters of Christmas

The title says it all. It's just a disaster. The story doesn't make sense. The acting was really bad. And don't start with the terrible CGI. I don't know what the purpose of making this movie isz.

Trailer—The 12 Disasters

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You probably wouldn't expect this to be as bad as it actually is. Almost turned it off a few times, but roughed it out because it was making me laugh. Terrible story, acting, cgi, you name it. A middle school kid educated in a private school could have written a better screenplay. In public school I doubt they can read and write anymore, but they know what a drag queen is. Just avoid this if you want something interesting and intelligent to watch.

And that disaster was this dumpster fire of a movie. It was poignant, if by poignant you mean it sucked

I honestly can't tell if this movie is trying to be serious, and that's what makes it so bad it's so good. I don't remember the last time I've laughed so hard without drugs, my face honestly hurts from so much grinning. Knew I was in for a winner with Grandma's "all the women in our family" bit and things only get better from there (and quickly so). A Yuletide amalgamation, mashing together 2012, Under the Dome, Red Clover, and even The Mist (!) I'm glad Christmas came early this year cause I'm thinking we're in for some chop come 12/21!

So how many times can a teenager save the world? An American teenager at that! greg7349 says it is worthy of an Oscar, now I know he is joking as I can't believe he is serious, perhaps he was thinking he meant minus ten, now that would be about right. It was only early this morning and there wasn't much else to watch whilst I was dealing with my emails so I didn't really waste any time on it. I just wonder why only American teenagers can save the world, even though the rest of the world doesn't seem to be affected. So it's the usual Sci-fi channel American rubbish, be warned.

Id like to know what the budget was on this typical SYFY flick. At least, the TV show "under the dome" kind of sorta stole from this movie. If you got two hours to and like syfy movies, you'll kinda-sorta like? This? Hmm, mayybe?

An end of days movie based on the Mayan calender that never came to be. A very old looking teen named Jacey is the fulcrum for the film. There is the misguided guy who thinks she must be sacrificed based on the last page of an ancient tome. He is wrong and pays with his life but not before others pay a price. So this girl needs to find five rings that will empower her to stop the end of the world. So she goes looking for the rings with her dad's help but runs into problem's. Of course she finds all five rings and stops the end of the world. Her whole family manages to survive, mother, father, and brother. Humm maybe a bit to much but I guess you can't a lot of angst in a ScyFy show now can you??

This one stank worse than the bathrooms in the Superdome during Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. Just have a few questions here and yes, there are spoilers with them so, let's get started. Question 1 as the Mayan culture died out in South America would it not be impossible for both The of that culture's bloodline and all of the Rings to wind up in the same location, in North America? What are the odds of that happening? Question 2, on the mountain why did the steam dissolve Mr. Kane however Jaycee and her father had been hit by numerous steam eruptions and came through completely unscathed? Perhaps they had Nomex underwear. Question 3 with the laser-guided stalagmites why is it that no one in this town appears bright enough to get inside? Question 4 when Mary was summoned by the sheriff to the accident site on the road, no other passerbyers, no cops, no other anybody was present at the accident. There should have been someone there who made the phone call to 911 but likely they had something else to do. And in that regard, why did Mary not even check on the other victim in the overturned vehicle? Is it possible that it was that second person in the other car who made the phone call and was just in such a hurry they decided to walk into town? Or could it have been the man in the grassy knoll with the rifle? Question 5, how did this Mayan civilization thousands of years ago hide a ring in a mine that did not exist or would not exist for a thousand years? I'm guessing these guys were good! And Question Number 6 (my personal favorite) is how in perdition's flames did Kane, Mary, Jaycee, and everybody else involved in this fiasco in between make it through the impenetrable barrier of cursed Mayan energy to get to the mine, Grant's cabin, the mountain trail, the ranger station, the Christmas Farm and find the Rings? All of these locales we're outside of the town, you know that place with the impenetrable Death Dome that's sealed everyone inside? Seriously, who writes this stuff?? Did they have a day off from KinderCare and did it in between recess and lunch period? It's like they're not even trying anymore.