Triassic Hunt

Jurassic Park rip off poorly done. Script= lame, Acting = terrible, watch it like it's a comedy and it might make it to 3 stars. Acting budget must have amounted to $100 for the full cast. The acting was just not believable and the casting agent should never work again. CGI was OK, nothing special.

Another cheapo dinosaur flick from The Asylum, made without sense or merit. The only thing I can say about this one is that the dinosaurs, a pair of generitcally-modified Allosaurs, don't have quite as bad CGI as I've witnessed elsewhere in this genre of filmmaking. The story sees them escape from a compound and go on the rampage, except most of it is just dull characters chatting next to computers. Michael Pare stars alongside scream queen Linnea Quigley. The action sequences are derisory, the acting as wooden as it gets, and the dialogue as stiff as a board. The scene of the dinosaur randomly on the fire escape made me chuckle...

Terrrrible. The acting, storyline, delivery, directing, editing - none of it is good enough to suspend my disbelief long enough to get me to keep watching it. Can't even finish saying wtf before I'm interrupted by another wtf moment. Only the women and Asian guy look like they should be cast here. If you're looking for a recent film from The Asylum, watch Aquarium of the Dead, and take a pass on this one.

Triassic Hunt is a sequel to the 2018 film Triassic World, clearly a mockbuster of Jurassic World and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Instead of a dinosaur zoo/theme park though, we have dinosaurs that were supposed to be growing human organs and when that failed miserably, they decided to transport a male and female to Costa Rica, because of course. Things quickly go wrong from the start, not just in terms of the dinosaurs immediately escaping and killing people, but in terms of the plot and major plot holes. I don't think even having our wonderful creature feature star, Danny Trejo could have saved this disaster of a film. After the dinosaurs get away in an industrial park of some sort, the for hire mercenaries that were transporting the allosaurs must get their whole team together to recapture them...alive. But it turns out the company that hired them has set them up as a demonstration to sell the allosaurs as a weapon. They are supposed to have human level intelligence as well making this even more difficult. There's so many problems with this. Let's first start with the fact that they are trying to sell these 2 allosaurs' as a weapon, which already is a bad idea since they are supposed to be really smart, but apparently don't do as they are told. They also are taking a huge risk that one or both of these creatures could end up being killed, which there goes your profit. Next, let's also take a quick moment to talk about the design of these allosaurs' cause it's bad. Aside from the subpar CGI, they have the biggest hips, so these are killing machines that probably won't be able to walk in a couple years due to massive hip dysplasia. Another huge plot flaw is the list of countries bidding that supposedly have a GDP to afford them. They could have at least done a quick google search to see which countries could afford them, but they start the bid at a half a billion and that's only for 1 of these dinos! While some of the countries that are listed are believable, I have a really hard time believing that Kosovo, Cyprus, and Moldova can afford this. This movie's really only redeeming quality is that it's fun to riff. If you enjoy watching a movie to laugh at with friends, then you'll have a great time with this, but aside from that, then don't waste your time with this.

I watched it to see what could get this low of a rating. I ended up finishing it all. It doesn't have Hollywood finishes, glamorous talent or great CGI. The story is a partial ripoff as that is what Asylum does. But all in all, I actually enjoyed the story.

If I had known how many times 'Copy that' would be uttered in this picture, I would have kept count. By the middle of the film it was driving me insane. But that's not the worst of it. This was a story about genetically enhanced dinosaurs with advanced combat abilities. They escape from a transport van, and a team of elite mercenaries are sent out to retrieve them (not really, but I'll get to that). What do you think these fearsome troops brought with them - handguns!!! That's right, they're going to put down or capture a pair of allosaurs with handguns! OK, to be fair, one of the guys had a combat rifle, whoopee! Now about those elite mercenaries. You would think they'd look like recruits from the Expendables, but no, just your average looking, but young military types, not the hardened, battle scarred veterans you would expect to see on a mission like this. And as regards the mission, that's where the story does an about face. These guys and gals weren't set out to secure the rampaging pair of dino's, but to be defeated by them to demonstrate how effective these weaponized creatures would be in a real war. The corrupt head of the Triassic Corporation (Michael Paré) was broadcasting the hunt in real time for competing nations to place their bid on their very own dinosaur army! That idea went south when the first allosaurus was put down rather handily. You can tell not too much thought went into this flick. The acting is amateurish at best, with soldier Joy (Sienna Farall) over emoting and sounding fake whenever she did. I noted at the end of the credits that the post production facility for this picture was called The Global Asylum, and then it all made sense. My advice if you should decide to watch this - "Stay frosty"!

Honestly, anyone giving this mess more than one star must be braindead just like anyone involved in this during filming. How can anyone have thought, we want to publish the movie like this? What the heck is wrong with you?

All you can think about when seeing this is how can anyone use their money to make this? No sane person would invest in this.

Even schlock has its limits, so this is just too bad, in every way.

If rated as a comedy ... it will make boom as much as. They tryin to act like.gangs 😂😂 and marines.