The Fast and the Fierce

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So, here we are, another asylum film, that's not what it says it is. Only this particular example is exceptionally egregious. It's unfathomable why a post Sharknado Asylum would promote a 70's style disaster film as a Fast and the Furious clone. It makes no sense at all. It's almost as stupid as the film itself. I say almost. The only reason why someone would not make Airplane references whilst watching this bird brainer would be that they never saw Airplane, and even if they didn't, they'd still know, on instinct, that this is a bunch of cliched bollocks. Something suggests to me that this whole film is a troll. That the disaster film tropes are so concisely played out to the letter, that this is some misguided attempt at parody. Which is stupid by the way, if that happens to be true. Another explanation for this tedious don't care at all is that someone at the asylum really, really wanted to make a disaster movie in the year of our Lord 2017, and convinced backers that it was a good idea for a production house that couldn't produce establishing shots without the aid of animation software to do this. These films in the 70's made profit solely on spectacle and their ensemble star cast. They were a desperate attempt by studios at the time to get one up on the kind of high returning low budget genre movies The Asylum has been making since the genesis. These movies were always absurd and it was only their excessive budgets that drew audiences in. Not like the Asylum would clock this or even care if they did. They are the mockbuster guys after all. Supreme hucksters. But when this blithe overconfidence is coupled with gross mis marketing and Sharknado levels of absurdity, uncoupled from that film's sense of 'irony' as well, the result is one of the worst Asylum films I've ever sat through. I can't remember the last time I cared so less, I disengaged so completely from a Direct to DVD movie. I thought I had built up an immunity towards low budget banality, but nope, I can barely remember anything from this film apart from several utterly witless plot twists and an antagonist too effectively snide to be in a film this unintelligent. It was a brain drain watching The Fast and the Fierce. A film seemingly allergic to logic, realism and even reason. One that relies independently upon the audience's conviction of the severe danger the scenario presents, and yet was so lazily written, the result becomes a feature film so packed with statements of pure anti-realism so earnestly presented, it could be the centrepiece of a video lecture on climate change denial. This was crap.

It was so bad. Poor visual effects. Bad acting. No need to waste time.

My first review.. as mentioned in other posts the attempted trickery in getting us to believe we are watching a fast and furious movie is a major turn off ..further more while reading other reviews i noticed the only good review here is from an actor in the movie "jeffrey jameslippold" aka "actstagescreen" ..really jeffrey!

Never seen something as stupid as this! A cast of nobodies, terrible direction and script; so stupid really

The scenario is unbelievably worthless. nothing makes sense at all. there is a huge paradox according to the level of technology that is presented in the movie and the tricks and actions characters use to reach their purpose. They use a Technology to locate anyone in any place in the word while they are blind to a tracer device in the nest. they escape an Atomic submarine and its missiles and torpedoes by moving aside simply using their driving skills!! one of them used his hands to change the direction of a lunched torpedo.I mean I can accept that in a world where there is Iron-man he, using his incredible suite, can change the course of a lunched nuke. But common? changing one almost with bare hands and showing some muscles is dumb. two people out of nowhere jump in a plane and steal the most valuable asset of the enemy which is a baby! and that hacking war over controlling the submarine was a real shame as well. I Knew I shouldn't have expect a brilliant movie but never Imagined it in this level. even some cheep Bollywood movies do better than this.

1 star out of 10 is an over statement... this was truly the worst film I have ever watched and I studied GCSE Media. IMDb should allow users to give a film a half star rating and even that is still generous for this movie. The front cover is very very very misleading as I did not see one car in the entire 82 minutes of the film, which was very disappointing as I like cars. The CGI is absolutely awful, they may as well just got a massive piece of paper and drew the background onto it. I suppose some of the acting was alright but I've seen more convincing roles on The Jermey Kyle Show. If it wasn't for my popcorn and Doritos's this movie would have been a complete and utter waste of time. I saw this film as a comedy rather than an action packed thriller which I'm used to seeing the fast and furious franchise. Overall, very disappointed but had a good chuckle to myself laughing at the poor CGI and acting.

There are no cars in this movie. I didn't see a single car. I saw the interior of car and like half a fire truck but nothing the took me for a bumpy ride. Air speed should have been the title. This movie was useless like a Pogo stick in quick sand. Grappling hooks, bald chicks, racism are all in this movie.