The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

Moviecut—The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

This is something only you can answer while viewing it ... it may depend on your mood also. Whatever the case, this is a comedy and it is therefor tough to judge how people will experience it. Watching it with friends will help - not being overly sensitive on certain issues also. If you are in the realm of PC police and all that, you will despise it for making fun of certain groups and people and/or its level of nudity. Whatever you may think, this can be enjoyable, so just relax, sit back and take it for what it is. A simple minded and very flawed comedy take on the zombie and romantic genre - not everything is gold, but it does not have to be. You can feel how much fun they had making it ... it shows on screen - but that will not help you liking it more or less of course ...

I didn't watch this movie for a long time, mainly because of its low rating on here. Also, some bad reviews on here. Well, I just finished watching it, and I'm just flabbergasted that anyone could rate this badly. This is a really really great movie. It's the best thing I've seen in years. It kinda reminds me of a Troma movie, but with better production values. It's very politically incorrect, which is so right on. I didn't even realize anyone made movies like this anymore. I thought they were all too cowardly, now days. But, it seems here we have some brave film makers. The acting was really good, in my opinion. I mean, it's comedy acting. So, that's different than serious acting. But, it was very good for comedy acting. The main girl was especially good, and hot. :D The humor was laugh out loud funny. The humor had a very Troma like vibe. It kind of reminded me of Terror Firmer or The Toxic Avenger. But, then mix in Not Another Teen Movie. And, there's alot of humour. This movie isn't meant to be taken seriously. But, it's not stupid at all. The story still feels important too, and you are rooting for the main characters and their necrophiliac romance. Oh yeah, this movie has necrophilia too. See, awesome!!! Another thing that reminds me of Troma is the nudity. :D So much nudity! But, no this isn't a softcore spoof film like The Bare Wench Project . Here the nudity is humorous. It often is the joke. I get it. I love it. :D Anyways, the movie is really fun and enjoyable. I strongly recommend it. This film has definitely earned a place in my classics collection. And, if you happen to be tokin up at the same time, well then even better. That's how I viewed it :)-~

While I was loading this up on the DVD player, I was really expecting the worst. I figured it would be a 15 - 20 minute watch depending on how bad it was and how itchy my fast forward finger was. What a shocker! Production values were good and the acting was pretty good. The movie had funny moments, lots of nudity and bad CGI. What more could you want? As long as you're not expecting Shakespeare, you'll be fine. Take the zombie flick Warm Bodies, combine it with National Lampoon's Classic Animal House and The Co-Ed and the Zombie Stoner is what you'd get! Be sure to check this one out!

This movie is a lot better, both in production values and entertainment value, than I dared to expect. First of all, the movie does not take itself seriously at all. Going into that with this mindset, you can just enjoy the ride. Secondly, the movie works nudity into the plot in a way that makes the excessive female nudity seem plausible, which I can totally appreciate. Thirdly, well, the movie is just fun. A few things work differently in the movie world than in the real world, but it is consistent. Plot holes are minor and can be forgiven for the sheer about of entertainment they produce. I would warn people that this is not for "serious" watchers who want something that would work in real life, or what something which is politically correct, or reflecting reality. If you think more towards "Deadpool" (a fun time) than "Hard Boiled" (a serious time) ... but actually, this movie is more out of reality than I expected. No hints at all as to the plot in this one, just watch it for fun and you'll have a 10/10 time. Overall due to a few minor things I'd rate it 9/10 overall as a movie. Grade: A.

this movie was pretty terrible the only reason i watched it was because it was on sale and i usually try to watch all the bad stuff before i watch anything that i would actually like watching. For example (Spoiler Alert) they took two of the most random items to undo the zombie virus. the actually turn one of the male students into a female student who later on began a relationship with a school teacher who witnessed the transformation. Like how are 5 college students that do nothing but party or do homework going to supp up a car to become a death machine. Like they had machine guns on this thing, unless someone was going to pull a columbine on the college i don't see it being possible. Anyway i do not recommend this movie to anyone unless bad movies is what you're interested

When a nerdy sorority girl (Catherine Annette) falls in love with a zombie, it is only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it is too late. With a title like this, and coming from the Asylum, my expectations were decidedly low. And yet, they still managed to make an even worse movie than should have been possible. There is more nudity than plot, and the biggest fail is that the film just runs too long. It goes and goes and could have ended a few times but decided to drag on anyway. You cut ten minutes, maybe fifteen, from this picture, and you have a pretty funny movie. There were lots of great laughs, so it is not a complete failure. But when the boredom starts outweighing the humor, there is no saving it.

The premise was good but the writing was bad. They tried to be funny but rarely succeeded. If I had known that this was made by the same people who made Sharknado, I wouldn't have watched it. It had some cool special effects and plenty of nudity, so it's not all bad. I have seen lots of worse zombie movies.

Regardless of how stupid or idiotic this movie may have been, I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it. It may have to do with the fact that I'll be turning 65 in a few months and am looking at it through the eyes of a naughty old man. But, really now, whomever watched this movie for its cinematic values, is probably a middle aged aspiring movie critic with a lot of spare time on their hands. Not so for me, I watched it for all the naked female flesh being paraded throughout the entire movie. Who cares that the zombies smoke weed or that the movie is definitely very unrealistic and not an original major production. The important thing here is all the girls, girls and more girls. Long Live The Naked Flesh!

This movie is like it was made by a group of obnoxious people who think they're funny, but only laugh at each others jokes. Meanwhile people sit around quietly and wonder when they'll all shut up. It's offensive, vulgar, immature, but still able to come up with the occasional laugh, as low hanging as the jokes are. The plot revolves around (spoils ahead) the only smart girl in the movie and her discovery her teacher was involved in creating a zombie with an appropriately named machine. However this zombie is 'special' because it is a particularly relaxed zombie with no interest in snacking on brains and more focused on sparking up a joint and gaining the affection of main character Crissy. Of course the zombie virus gets around, Obviously this is by no means a traditional zombie movie, and rather focuses on the recent trend of the comedic zombie movie. Sadly, it's not very effective at being funny throughout, and seems to focus more on raunchy jokes like they wanted to be some American Pie esque, college movie with cardboard cut outs for characters. The result is a movie that begs you to turn off your brain to enjoy, lest you go out and do something productive (like make a better movie). This movie seems to have gone all out to be cheesy so it can be categorized as one of those really bad MST3K movies that is still enjoyable to make fun because it's that bad. However to me this movie couldn't even accomplish the essence of a B movie because it was painfully obvious that the filmmakers were going for that sort of tone, and ended up making a movie in the same vein as Sharknado; the movie knowingly winks at you over how terrible it is, and it comes off as annoying as opposed to amusing. On the bright side, if you like full frontal nudity but feel * doesn't have enough cheap jokes or gore, this could be the movie for you. Otherwise, I'd advise people to stay away from this horrible, horrible, film.