The Blackburn Asylum

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Plot: stolen from wrong turn to destroy it. Screenplay: Dull,uninteresting, slow and full of repetitive moves. Characters: Moron, idiotic and willing volunteers to be slaughtered by more moron and idiotic killers.. Also encouraging you to wish for their death. Acting: Flat and emotionless. Direction: What to say..!!! Summary: This movie is neither a serious nor a parody. It is unique boredom of its own kind.

An engineer is surveying an old (gold?) mine in Alaska (filmed in British Columbia) because they want to reopen it. He takes along his wife and child....they don't leave. Meanwhile some college kids on vacation are traveling through the area and due to a combination of landslides, forest fires, and lack of petrol, they wind up at said mine having been warned not to go near it by the proverbial creepy person at the local store. In this case it was two old twin women (Jacqueline and Joyce Robbins) who were a hoot and without a doubt the best thing going for this film. There are two women in this film who can be the "final girl", a blonde (Emilie Ullerup) who is cheating on her boyfriend with the boyfriend of the brunette (Sarah Lind, the other Molly Hartley and native Canadian ) a nice girl who knows how to use a cross-bow. Not hard to figure out. Sarah Lind has a whine, snivel, and scream scene which was awful. I blame the director for that. The film includes some tense torture scenes that includes fire. Guide: F-word. Dry humping. No nudity.

The Blackburn Asylum