Robert

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OK , so we have a doll that's haunted , aka Annabelle . It's an English version , for Christ's sake the producers got a cameraman , a set , a script .... Er but who the hell did the casting ? Z list actors , so wooden they gave the lifeless wooden doll a run for its money. The cast are ultimately what make this film dire, it's so bad. Sure the films been done before , but had they got decent actors it could have been OK. The film is basically a doll comes into people's home and torments them , app Chucky was based on this doll. I'm giving this film a really low score because its unwatchable for me , and hey I can enjoy some rubbish but not stuff this badly acted. I've reviewed some great recent horror and click my name to see reviews to see some great films as I don't want you wasting your time on this , if you haven't seen Annabelle which is about a haunted doll then watch that as its fantastic film , will give you chills , this just makes you laugh at the bad acting then later just fast forward from sheer boredom.

Yes, it is sad, but true. Acting was awful, the doll was a better actor than the cast. There were too much moments of uncomfortably silence, when an actor ended a line, the camera still showing actor's expression for a couple of seconds, a waste of time. The idea was good, but the movie was sadly bad. The ending is not bad at all, but this is one of these movies that you must watch alone in your room because you don't want to bore your friends. The original history could be better exploited. Best wishes and, though it was bad for me, thank you for the movie, it is a work and there is time from everyone on it.

*** This review may contain spoilers *** The beginning of the film the Lady and her husband hear voices and strange things in their house and they think that the house inhabited by evil spirits but the maid tells them that the evil spirit living inside the doll and not home then started the movie the movie is slow bad representation I did not feel the thrill there was little horror my review is 1 of 10

Robert did it! Not since 'Childs Play' has a doll been this mischievous, this terrifying, and, Holy hell - this damn UGLY. Okay, so the film is anything but terrifying. It's pretty bad, actually. There's been so many bad haunted doll films throughout the years, including the more recent 'Annabelle,' we can only hope this won't become another trend in the horror genre. The story is simple, and completely ridiculous, since it's supposed to be based on actual events. It's basically a cheaply made 'Childs Play' crossed with 'Pinocchio's Revenge' mixed with a little 'Dolly Dearest.' You can clearly see the influence these films had on Andrew Jones. It's nice to be influenced by your favorite films, but to miss the mark this badly? You have to do better than that. As for 'Robert' - I'm not sure what the real doll looks like, but the 'Robert' in this film looks like a ventriloquist dummy with down syndrome. It's more hilarious than frightening. The film, the story, the doll - they're all ridiculous, and poorly done. This film makes ''Annabelle'' look like the best horror film in the last ten years - and I assure you that is not the case at all. Random Ramblings of a Madman: 'Chucky' from the original 'Childs Play' film was frightening - and that's not something you can easily accomplish when it comes to killer doll horror. Even more unlikely, you can turn a story like that into a good film - Tom Holland accomplished both, but it's time for the rest of you writer/directors to put the toys away, and move on to something more sinister. Because Tom Holland, you are not.

I brought this film yesterday as it was released in the UK to buy yesterday, wasn't expecting much but on the front cover says before Chucky and Annabelle there was Robert, and also states it was based on a true story, the film is about a couple with a boy, and the story starts out by the woman of the household fires an old lady who is the house keeper the old lady then gives a doll to the little boy on her departure, and things escalate from there, I was absolutely disgusted by this film the acting is wooden and disgraceful the only reason I gave this two stars was for the doll itself looked scary and promising, but for the film itself do not waste your money like I did, it was so boring I nearly fell asleep to compare this with classics like child's play is beyond belief, bare in mind child's play is from the 80s it will not be beaten, it just annoys me why film makers these days can't learn from the oldies and make a decent film, this film had so much promise but as usual we get left disappointed again.

Beginning with an obvious rip-off from 'Annabelle', the story orbits the hard-to-like character: wife and mother Jen. Pathetically fragile, self-involved, demanding, and laden with First-World problems - a victim before the film even begins. The actress turns in a good performance but some poor choices were made with the portrayal. With it being so difficult to get on-side with her, any suspense is lost in favour of sadistic hope. The child actor is nearly as wooden as the doll. It's distracting, whenever he has a line we're reminded that "this is a movie". It fails as a horror with more unintended laughs than scares.

I came across this movie while I was looking on Netflix, and the sheer quality looked so good I knew I needed to check it out. Absolutely no regrets, this is my new favourite film. The whiny mum is a brilliant actress (I don't know why she didn't win an Oscar) I was so hyped by this intriguing storyline (a woman has a bad marriage and always complains) that seeing Robert was awe-inspiring. Robert is a girl boss, little more has to be said about his ravishing appearance and little quirks. The way he moves always brings "hips don't lie" by Shakira into my head; the fluid, realistic movement puts any other creepy doll movie to shame. Im a fifty year old man, this movie gave me nightmares for weeks. The camera skills a brilliant, the highlights were of course the random zoom ins of robert''s gorgeous face and the drunklike swaying that really gives a perception of the struggles of being short. The storyline was so original, all tied together by the terrifying way Robert kills his victims. I would recommend this movie to anyone who loves horror and Robert, or random men who are often depicted coming out the toilet or going into the bath. If I could give it 11 stars, I would, because Robert deserves every single star, no film has been able to reach the scariness of Robert. A must see, very deserving of the amazing sequels, the people around me were overjoyed to discover there were 4 more Robert films. Your life is not complete without this film.

I thought I would give this film a chance. After watching 30 minutes I was wanting to turn it off it was so bad. It was slow and not a lot happening what killed it was the pathetic acting and terrible scripting. The entire story has been ripped from other movies. It appears that because this film is English that English people feel inclined to say this is a good movie which it is not. I wonder if any of the people that love this movie have ulterior motives so many new accounts. A creepy wooden doll with more of a wooden execution...