Oceans Rising

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Half of the world is destroyed, but yet they have international cellphone coverage. Oh - and they took a fishing boat from what remains of the United States to Switzerland. There was also perfectly coiffed hair, a tragic orphan, science that makes no sense, a thirty year old United States President, and a hot physicist. I despair. What happened to the SyFy channel that produced FarScape, Warehouse 13, Eureka, and Battlestar Galactica?

One of the worst films I've ever watched. Horrible acting, horrible plot, stupidly fake special effects that even a 6 year old could create. Really. Avoid this film as you only live for so long. you'd be totally wasting 90 minutes of your life if you watch this

This movie is so awful and the acting is so bad, it should be categorized as comedy. The movie does not make any sense. The dialogues in the whole movie do not make sense. The description of the movie is nowhere near what the movie is about. There is no ark, he doesn't build one either. He has a fishing boat which somehow makes it from Galveston, TX to Switzerland in less than a day. Half of the earth is covered in water and the sun has destroyed earth's satellites, but somehow they have cellphone reception and internet where they go. The CGI scenes are so amateur it looks like some teenager who's just learning how to do fx's did it. I cannot even begin to describe the acting. It looks like a fifth grade play script. Nothing makes sense in the whole movie. There's a scene where one of the flood survivors dies and it's so bad acted it's hilarious and about 10 minutes pass and the lady goes to see how the woman's boy is doing and she sees him sad and she asks the boy"what's wring? Why are you so sad?" And the little boy tells her he's sad cause nobody loves him AND I'm over here like: wait a minute, didn't that kid's mother just die? I guess the lady and the little boy forgot about that in just 10 minutes. I tell you, whoever wrote this movie deserves to be fired and whoever directed it needs to practice something else because direction is not his strength. Ohhhh! And somehow they managed to build a mile long circle with sandbags where water can't come through but somehow water could destroyed the rest of the world, and all this was built in less than hours which is the time they had. Bottom line, what a waste of time this movie is.

What exactly is this? It rivals some of the worst parody films ever made, but seems like it is trying to be scientific and profound. Was it written by a 12 year old? Special effects out of the 1960's. Totally improbable premises. Actors who look like they are waiting for Guffman. Like watching a slow motion train wreck. You want to look away but you are fixated by total disbelief. Don't get trapped. Hit the exit button before it's too late.

Rarely do you get to see such a wonderful action packed and well acted movie as this one. It's truly a gift that keeps on giving. Just look at all of the one of kind things you get to experience: 1) 265 foot sea level rises that completely swallow entire continents and completely toss the interior of a 25 foot boat, while allowing the man outside of it to hold onto lines one handed and simply climb aboard. 2) In the aforementioned scene, said boat is dry docked one second and in the next is at least 8 miles out to sea in glass smooth water, and the man has been underwater the whole time it was getting there. 3) Obvious day sailors in small sailboats in the distance, and only two survivors shown in water with no visible method of them having gotten out there. 4) 28-30 year old Lindsay Wagner double as President of the US 5) Ozone holes that burn people below decks yet can't penetrate a plastic window in the bridge to burn the star actress, and that disappear in time for romantic scenes on the bow. 6) Single row sandbags stacked 60 feet high in less than two hours by a group of 9 people that are expected to hold back the entire Atlantic Ocean with no bracing. 7) Aforementioned 25' boat that makes it from Long Island to Switzerland in a single day and night on a single tank of gas. 8) Surreal levels of unrealistic science purporting to explain how a Hadron Collider controlled remotely can generate two black holes and control them, restarting the Earth's magnetic field. 9) Death Star - like laser effect as the magnetic field recovers itself in less than 5 seconds worldwide. 10) Black holes out of control within station, but the lead actress can outrun hers since they have absolutely no effect outside of the computer and adjoining rooms. 11) Axe-actuated single cable disconnection feature. 12) Survivors who have absolutely no idea what's going on with the molecular physics the entire movie who high five with complete understanding when it works. 13) Tiny weird Gandhi - like scientist who needs to get up on a chair to tell 8 people that the lead actor saved the world 14) Lead actress who takes 480KW of power through an ax blade and then wakes up pretty much in time to wink and thumbs up the camera. 15) Boat that throughout the movie is portrayed during outside shots using a small model in a tank. And much much more! You must see this movie. It is the finest example of film making ever produced. Even finer than Zombie 90 and Black Sheep! No seriously! Even Better! Don't take my word. Rent now!

After 10 minutes of watching this movie you begin to see that it is meant to push the boundaries on satire b horror flicks, purposely bad acting and impossible poorly shot scenes mixed with over the top scientific mumbo jumbo. This movie makes sharknado look like the grapes of wrath, but its done on purpose and that is what you should realize getting into it. Once you understand that and buy into the joke like nature of the plot it becomes a fantastic watch. The scene on the boat when he gets shot in the arm is classic and when the small scientist stands on the roller chair for the speech in the end 😂😂😂

The acting is awful, just awful. A high school drama club could do better. The script is ridiculous. The science doesn't even pretend to make sense and the dialogue is completely unrealistic. The worst thing though is the special effects. The tiny model boat they use for the ocean scenes doesn't look anything at all like a real boat, let alone the boat the people are in. The ocean even looks fake. I don't know for sure but it looks like the ocean scenes might have been filmed in a kiddy pool with a fan blowing over the surface. It was not funny enough to be funny, campy enough to be another Sharknado, or good enough to be a time killer movie. Really, really bad.

Encouraging they used a female President. But then they made her too young, too impatient and clueless. (Chelsea?) Terrible acting. The trip to Galveston looked like it was taken from a cheap mobile phone camera.At least the old Japanese horror flicks had a sense of humor. Ocean's Rising takes itself serious but doesn't deliver. Total waste of time.Try again Netflix, you have done some great shows.