No Such Thing As Monsters

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I thought some of the reviews were a bit harsh at first, allowing for the low budget nature for the1st three quarters. Routine kidnap semi horror, would end nicely with the goodies riding off into the sunset. But what on earth was going on at the end. Absolutely inexplicable actions, inexplicable people. Why was the guy always madly chopping wood? Did the demented mother figure get shot, I missed that? Why did Mary attack Amy? Why was Amy allowed so much freedom within the mad group? Who was the old guy and what did Amy say to that baby - couldn't really hear or comprehend? Apart from that, fine, and one assumes the good family lived happily ever after!

I like these types of movie horrors. It's low budget movie and I am always happy to buy and support them. You cannot expecting top but is good to watch. I can reccomend this movie.

Well......that was by far one of the worst most pointless prices of crap I have ever seen. There was certainly no story to speak of it was just two women jumping the bones of a tied up man while his girlfriend was chained up. No horror no tension n no suspense. The acting was atrocious n the characters were abominable. The ending was ludicrous n predictable. I really can not recommend this so called movie. It was crap.

David (Matthew Clarke ) wants to go camping in a Caravan. His girlfriend Mary (Angel Giuffria ) who is claustrophobic and missing her left forearm does not. While camping four other people show up at their location. Our couple ends up as their captives and used for breeding. Been there, done that. This is pretty much the same story in a different setting. Didn't like the characters at all. Guide: F-word, sex, nudity.

Not the best, however well worth a watch. I love the psycho family / kidnap type films, this one could have had a bit more substance. The fact that after 9 months, the main guy still looks ripped, and the car that has been standing still starts...Well. Give it a go.

I thought it was great. I love camping horror movies. I'm not a movie snob though. I really like low budget horror movies and this one was done right. I definitely recommend. It's on tubi.

Really? This is one bad movie. Totally generic with weak, weak, weak characters. Why the "grandfather" character? The "mother" just shows up and...HUH? Who would hang around a "camping" site when four head cases show up, much less have a campfire drink-fest? Well, it was bad and what else can I say... UGH!

...are the 2 words to describe this film. After watching I felt very baffled as to what I just watched! The film follows a couple in Australia that are taken hostage for literally no reason. That's it! No clear motive, no verbal or even remotely concise reason for doing what they were doing, nothing! The film I thought was rubbish. A lot of things (including the main part of the film involving the hostage taking), happened but didn't make any sense! I mean literally, you were left in the dark for 84 minutes with no reason, no goal, no motive for why or what was happening! Why were the hillbilly group taking the soon to be married couple hostage? What was their goal? What was their motivation? What was the end game with them? And most importantly, what did they expect to achieve by their actions!? Nothing gets explained & nothing is clear, you find yourself expecting a confession of sorts scene but instead get hit with more scenes which just happen, jump to the next scene & so on! Aside from that, there was little to no horror in this film at all. While there was blood I wouldn't count it as a slasher by a long shot & comparing this film to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre & The Hills Have Eyes along with the misleading DVD cover, is a true insult to those films & the viewer themselves! Flat out pointless & random with no reason for existing! 1/10.

The main girl is a good actor i must admit but the film is a load of ridiculous crap!!! Did Rob Zombie make this? Lol A freak bunch of inbreds capture a typical ripped Australian bloke & his American girlfriend when their camping & keep them as prisoners. The guy is used for sex to get the weirdo ladies pregnant & the girl is held prisoner in a camper van & it's all so weird & crappy & vile!!!! It's one of those annoying films where the main one have a chance to kill their captors but are so useless & DON'T!!!! Absolutely rubbish flick & i couldn't take it serious at all. Another bottom shelf dvd for the trash.