Nine Bullets

I had a lot of hope for this movie, but it's just cringe. This kid is so annoying, every sentence, every facial expression is so lame. And when it cries... Omg, it's too much. Just skip it, you will regret watching it.

In abysmally dumb so-called thriller "9 Bullets" Lena Headey's a retiring burlesque dancer (for no particular reason) who goes on the run with obnoxiously over-confident brat kid Dean Scott Vazquez (poor)) after his family's slain by the cartoonish henchmen of clichéd mobster Sam Worthington - who of course come after them (yawn). The worst aspect is the annoyingly unrealistic writing from Gigi Gaston (who also directs) and the crass, dislikable resultant characters (especially Vazquez - so bad)) and their cringe-worthy relationships & dialogues. It's painful to endure, just awful - Heady & Worthington are SO much better than crap like this. A turd.

It was such a weak and slow production I gave up very early in the show. I'm not sure it could have been salvaged. It just seems like a company had spare change to keep a low budget cable company full of shows to watch at 4am so the time slots are all full.

Novice producer, writer and director Gigi Gaston was ok (for a newb) in her directing, but her screenplay was more of a high school drama class caliber. It felt like a Lifetime meets Hallmark movie (especially with the sappy score), but with a frustratingly poorly written derivative plot-hole riddled unconvincing script. The lovely Lena Headey tried her best, but you can tell that Gaston's inexperience in cast direction failed most of the other actors, even the young and spunky Dean Scott Vazquez who became overbearingly annoying very quickly. The editing was also horrible as many scenes were too choppy and confusing. It almost felt like the screenplay was only a few pages long, and everyone just winged it as the cameras rolled. I did watch it until the end, and it did have it's decent moments, and as such, is certainly not deserving of all these ridiculous 1's and 2's, especially since the filmmaker is a newb. It's a 6/10 from me, mostly for Headey who tried her best, and looked great doing so.

I have been wondering about some people in hollywood that still gets roles. One is useless hemsworth brother and this one. Why do these still getting roles that no one watches. I mean, if I were to give you money to watch movies - would you still spend money to watch Sam worthington. So what he got a role in Avatar. Avatar wasn't good because of Sam Worthington - it was good because of CGI and the director. Jesus!! Stop Hollywood with wasting money.

Want to see a similar movie, with a much believable lead female (played with grit and conviction by Rowlands) and supported by a very likeable young boy (played by John Adames)..look for "Gloria of 1980." No nonsense acting delivered by both. This one, however..well, a one time watch just to kill time//

Woah that was bad. I mean just bad. Like what is Hollywood thinking nowadays. I have no mother ef n clue. Some parts although I don't think it was intending to be funny, but some parts were funny.

I'm kidding. I would rather stick tooth picks under my fingernails then to have to watch that again. Even though I've not quite finished it I can pretty much already guess how it ends. What I have watched up to now though is as painful as passing a kidney stone, and trust me, I've passed many.

Omg the editing on this one was horrendous. The story flow was so uneven, unbalanced and all over the place. I so love Lena Headley but man this was an absolute clunker. What's even more ridiculous was Sam Worthington's awful western accent. In one scene he's talks like a westerner, the next scene, the accent is gone...LMBO. You are gonna have a rough time making of sense of this film, I kid you not. I barely got thru it.....hard ass pass.

Doesn't know if it's a thriller, a family film or just a bad guy meets bad girl film but somebody seems to have told half the cast it was a comedy judging by the acting ! This is a nonsense story with struggling out of work actors looking for a pay day and a director who thinks a whiny kid pulling at the audiences heartstrings is a guarantee of success ! That kid was very annoying BTW ! Could you possibly squeeze any more cliches, red herrings and garbage side plots into a film with five minutes worth of story ? Good filming and production, the sound is good and the lighting is faultless, that's why I gave it 3 stars !