Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

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How does Adam Devine get work? He isn't funny, his voice is irritating and he can't act. I came across this earlier tonight and it is one of the worst things I have ever seen. If I could give it a zero I would. I don't see how anyone could watch this moron and think "hey, lets put him in a movie"

Horrible! Nothing is so gut wrenching and disgusting as a movie that tries desperately to be funny by using the F word and stupid, moronic actors to act out idiotic scenes. These would include one female masturbating another in a lesbian scene, an Indian masseuse bringing a female to *, etc. etc ad nausea.This is what passes for comedy only in a degenerate, evil society that disrespects, no despises, women and itself. Tell these people to grow up by boycotting this movie. Might work but it looks like permanent, stunted 2 year old development to me. I would call this movie the worst of 2016 but there's been so many that qualify its really difficult to choose amongst the excrement. For a boring, unfunny movie see this steaming pile of dog poop at your own risk.

My wife and I were hoping for an uplifting comedy. The short previews looked OK. The film though is total crap. It was like they were trying to break a record to see how many times the "F" word could be used in a film. Zac Efron is capable of so much more and we have enjoyed some of his previous films, I don't know how he stooped so low to be a part of such a low class film. The jokes were flat the plot was ridiculous. The acting was poor and over done. What a waste of $28 and 2 hours. If I compare this film with The Wedding Crashers or Step Brothers which were both eons in front of this film in humor plot and acting quality, I don't understand how the films director could lead it to such a poor result. If you decide to go - well at least we tried to warn you. Save your Time & Money and go see something else. My wife and I have made a pact that if we ever feel the way this film made us feel within the first 20 minutes we will walk out of the film & either ask for a refund or tickets to something else worth watching.

Not worth your money! Probably one of the most random films I've seen that doesn't make any sense.The only thing worth watching about the film is Zac Efrons face and body - it's an amazing body but not even that could save this film. Don't worry ladies, if you get hit in the face by a quad bike the day before your wedding, all the bruising and swelling will be gone for your big day! Another weird part of the movie is the very random massage the bride gets. One minute the girls are bad then good then bad, makes no sense! Also the bride takes drugs like oh OK that's fine to take these from you! Didn't find the film funny, it's search for laughs but doesn't deserve any. I actually got bored watching this film. Absolute rubbish!

A few years ago late night comedic TV show hosts used to do this thing where they'd just use internet terms outside of the internet as the entire punchline to a joke. They'd say "YOLOOOOO!!!" and "L-O-L" and "Hashtag_____". The joke was that they were old and using young peoples lingo and internet things are funny so you don't even need to write any material just say those words apparently. That was some of the cringiest work going about. The modern version of that is just saying "Tinder" over and over and over again or using shock words like "finger ing" and saying that over and over and over until it looses its comedic shock. Thats what happened in this movie. Seriously there was at least 9 tinder jokes that were awkwardly slapped into scenes. Adam devine was the only saving grace in this flick. And even still it was a weak poor performance from him. You're better off stringing together an entire season of Workaholics and watching that instead of this, because this felt like a workaholics episode but 50% less funny. It was really cring-y to watch the 2 chic characters try and act drunk for a good portion of the movie. They just slur their words and hicup a lot and mention "fist ing" and "tinder" and "finger ing" over and over, its not funny unless you've never been exposed to dirty humour before. Why didn't they just have a few drinks before filming? do some method acting would've made it more convincing then watching a clearly sober person act drunk. It looks like They were sipping on a fresh wheat grass juice under an umbrella and the director yelled "action" and they just started swaying around and slurring dialogue to appear inebriated. Hollywood seems to be the opposite to where it was years ago. The actors were all completely smashed drunk and on screen trying to act sober like Oliver Reed. The last thing I saw Audrey plaza in was that Father John Misty video and she was ace in those 3 mins. Sucked hard in this film though. Im not sure if we have reached peak shock humour but i'd say we'd be close. There's only so many times you can just shout shocking words before the audience members become accustomed to those and it no longer has a comedic angle. At least in Workaholics they'd get creative with words, mixing stuff together and generating some new phareses like "Ayoooo-maggots!" The worlds changed and I don't think you can get away with this sort of thing anymore. You have to at some point start writing some proper material instead of relying on the laugh that comes from an audience member hearing a dirty word they've herd a million times in private but never on the big screen. I think directors are forced to get Effron to take off his top in each movie because it translates to an extra 10 million views world wide $$$$$$$$. Hey the kid looks good. Shocking actor. Yes Audrey plazza even said "Hashtag" out loud as an actual joke in this film. pure toilet movie. Rubbish Trash Garbage

The commercial was funny and that's pretty much it. It was not funny. The jokes were really stupid. It is in the category of the worst movies I've watched in the last 5 years. Some cast is pretty talented and I was surprised they took these roles as it looked very low budget. Though apart from about 5-6 good actors, most other actors were horrible at acting and not because they were acting like that,but because they just can't act. I love comedies and I sure watched a lot of trashy movies with swearing and all that,but this flick is beyond bad. And it's not really because of the over the top not funny swearing,but the bad jokes that were not funny. Personally I think anyone who rated this more than 4 stars either did not watch it or perhaps were under influence of substances when they watched this crap of a movie.

After witnessing such a horrific film, I can't help but feel that we are barrelling towards a comedic apocalypse. Dramatic as that may sound, it is exactly where we're headed. To a world where jokes are outlawed and laughing is punishable by death. Where rebels hide away watching true comedies such as "Airplane","Naked Gun"," Stir Crazy"; the list could go on. Hunted down by the dim, those who have had their funny bones broken, whose tears of laughter have been sucked back into their humourless eyes. Too much? In an ironic twist, you may state that it is my inability to find comedy in this film, therefore my logic of impending doom on the Worlds laughter would be to blame on me and those who agree with me. Here's the thing. If you continue to make films like this and label it as comedy, eventually no-one will want comedies anymore, because what's the point in paying money to see a film, that's main purpose is to make you laugh, make you depressed? I mean, the four lead dweebs in this film are quite possibly the future of comedy films, take a second to let that sink in......the future! The likes of Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, John Candy, Leslie Nielson, Robin Williams (I apologise for stopping here, the list is long) are no longer with us. It really is sad to see what comedy has now become, that people are out there that actually laugh at films like these. Fortunately I didn't fork out any money to watch this garbage, I witnessed it at home and (naively) put this on in an attempt to brighten my uneventful day. Oh how it failed. There was not one silver lining, not even the credits (like most people may say in a negative way) because then a long list of people's names who contributed to such a disastrous attempt at humour proceeded to make their way up my screen and that depressed me more. Why did I watch the entire film? I did turn it off 20 minutes in, but went back in because you have to give comedy a chance, it's easy to make someone laugh if you know how. None of these nitwits knew how.

All you need to know about this movie is the following quote: Anna Kendrick "Dave I really need some clothes, I can't keep on wearing this HORSE" That's right. Not a typo. Sums it all up perfectly. Enjoy.

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is inspired by a true story of Mike and Dave Stangle, in which they post an ad looking for dates for a wedding. Hilarity ensues when their dates turned out to be not who they appear to be. From the poster and the premise alone, you should know that this movie is going to be your typical comedy movie you watch while you were doing something else, say getting high, background noise, or even better: 10 minutes before you get down with your date. Most of the comedy works with zero context. I can see why this movie wasn't funny for some audiences, but one thing the movie knows and does it well: it knows who their target audiences are and they've done a pretty good job pandering to them. The movie has mediocre points at editing and scoring. The cast chemistry is definitely undeniable, but their potentials are so much wasted. All the lead actors have amazing comedic timing and can deliver lines suited to their talents, but the script and the scenes just doesn't show it. It's a shame since I watched this movie because I liked all the lead actors in it. However, the good points of the movie stopped right there. If you're looking for a quality comedy, you might want to look somewhere else. Filled with boring overdone clichés, unlikable characters, and predictable character development, the movie just paints its own doom as the hours went by. It was a fun mindless comedy, but everything else is just mind numbing.