Meteor Moon

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To quote a certain Bart Simpson: "I didn't think it possible, but this both sucks and blows" The acting has the ripe hum of an extra mature gorgonzola and the space/science narrative is in danger of disappearing up its own fundamental particle. Cheapo CGI does nothing to enhance the barely-credible story line. What a shocking piece of schlock.

If you can watch this movie for more than twenty minutes and if you can watch appalling actors without wincing you are a braver man than me, my son. Avoid like the plague.

And That should be Enough... I mean, That studio is getting worse and weirder with every single production they make.

It make zero sense even if you don't know your physics. There are literally P.V.C pipes inside a high tech space shuttle, even more the "fuel" looks like water. The nitrous containers should burst as soon as it is taken outside the shuttle. There is too much science talk that doesn't make sense. The deaths are too lame. Don't waste your time.

This is a B-movie made on purpose, think Sharknado. Watch it when bored for a laugh.

It's from asylum so you know from the start going in to this its bad. i seen better from them wich dont happen often but this time this aint it. the flying car with rockets in space was the big wtf in this

Don't get me wrong I knew it wasn't going to be a masterpoece as it was an Asylum movie but this is one of there poorest efforts. I'm perfectly OK with a lot of their movies, you sit back and watch it knowing they are going to far fetched or cheaply made, but for light entertainment these movies are often watchable if you dont take them seriously. Some others because they are so bad its fun. This wasn't any of that, this was so Bad it was just Bad. Talk about overacting. Every scene was forced. Oh God, the props.. I've seen better props on Thunderbirds are Go cartoon. I know they've made a few Shark movies and I think they forgot this wasn't one because they were 'Jumping the Shark' constantly. Lowest score I've ever giving an Asylum film as usually there is something that redeems it a bit. Definitly the worst Asylum film I've seen. Youve been warned!

This is exactly like Armageddon was: big, loud and charismatic. Pure entertainment. A very dynamic script and editing with a professional performance from the colonel-lady (not the pentagon-lady) makes this movie GREAT. I BELIEVE everything goes up in flames in this. Also made me care for its core duo. What pushes it from 9 to 10 is what they did with the AI. Never seen it before. Sure, Asylum has its reputation, mostly deserved, being most often dumb and cheesey, but this is not that movie. This is one of the exceptions.

I didn't find this film plausible as everyone knows the moon is hollow and the aliens on the dark side of the moon would simply laser any incoming meteorites to ensure the study of planet earth was not disrupted.