Lovelines

Trailer—Lovelines

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Lovelines

A worthless film that borrows heavily from all the 80's teen dramas out there. It's filled with a typical plot line, including rivals falling in love and being chased by muscle bound morons. This stuff was popular in high school but there's absolutely no redeeming quality here, its utterly boring. Most of the actors aren't working, except a few of the goons who are doing stunt work. Avoid at all costs, except to analyze junk 80's clothing styles........ .

Lovelines is one of the worst films ever made. So why the Nine? In the very start of the movie, a girls' high school swim team has a prank played on them by girls from the rival high school and lose their suits, with an underwater camera on hand to take it all in. This is the best such scene of the 1980's. So while the Nine is heavily qualified, this scene turns a must-avoid into a must-have, at least for fans of such scenes. There are some problems even in the scene. The swim girls veer between stupid behavior and going along with the gag at their expense. No scene is shown of them making a mad dash for the locker room. They react to an underwater camera they shouldn't know about. But if you want to see a voyeur scene that embodies all the rest, rent or buy Lovelines.