Jurassic Shark

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This is not really a movie, or is it ? The way movies are made these days you have to wonder, because this one is just plain wrong, nothing is holding this story together and NO, absolutely no plot. Well then there are always * girls, no there are not in this one, and makeup is not used, i heard that the budget is 500.000$ but that cant be right ? Scene changes that doesn't match, dialoge that don't add up, gang walks (yesreally) NO NO NO ! Please, director, delete you movie, ban it, tell the"actors" to forget they ever wasted time with this one, and please, don't make movies any more. give the money to people who really need it......Like shark attack victims ?

I just watched the first 15 Min. of that movie and instantly thought, what a waste of time ! So I began skipping through it and surprise surprise, it stayed that bad... The acting is terrible, so is the story and the book. The only two reasons this movie gets a rating of 7.1 is 1. The makers voted by them self 2. Some fans of terrible D - movies voted... The duration of the movie was about 62 min., low budget o.k. but the summary would be: A huge waste of time! I only watched this movie because of its rating, what a disappointment!

God help us all if this is the coming filmmakers of the world. When making a feature movie I would guess talent should also be applied? Anyway...the story is very dodgy, the acting is very bad, and the lightning and sound...is it on the dv-cams own mic it is made? I hope the people in it used at least aliases so they would have a chance in the future. And the scene is a small lake, that is suppose to have an 16 meters shark?! and of course special effects ain't used at all, we see a great white shark glued in with "photoshop". I give you for the effort, but really...this must be kids that have made, no way in hell it is from even a film school. I do not know more to say, I guess this will get a razzie award for the worse film ever in history made. Lol.

JURASSIC SHARK. Oh dear! Terrible acting, terrible effects, typical "seen a million times" story... that is 80 minutes of my life I am not getting back! The acting was so bad that the acting in Eastenders is better! The effects were that bad, my daughter has done better in her IT class at school! Funnily enough though, this is still not the worst movie I have ever seen... I have seen worst. I would just like to thank my so called friend, Lee Manning, for recommending this film to me. You owe me 80 Minutes of my life back mate! I will give it 2 out of 10. And it only gets 2 because it was that bad it made me laugh... comedy value! For more of my reviews, please like my Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ordinary-Person-Movie- Reviews/456572047728204?ref=hl

Sometimes it's unfortunate that IMDb won't allow a reviewer to give a score lower than 1, as a few films are so utterly crappy that a 1 seems way too generous...such is my feeling towards "Attack of the Jurassic Shark". This film appears inept in just about every way, with amateurish and often annoying acting, incompetent direction, some of the worst CGI I've ever seen (a small plastic shark being moved about by hand wouldn't have been much worse) and a script that is just plain stupid. The film is set on a small island owned by a company. It's restricted so, of course, lots of young people keep appearing there! First, there are the two hot idiots at the beginning of the film, then a group of idiots led by an artistic and really angry dominatrix who is up to something and then a group of really young and stupid folks led by a girl who wants to do an exposé and impress her teacher (how cute!). Each is simply shark-fodder and although they are now SAFELY ON THE ISLAND, they still manage to get eaten! And much of the time they argue...much like you'd expect 13 year-olds to argue. In fact, they argue and whine and spout so much insipid dialog that the audience is praying they get eaten...and fast! The bottom line is that this shark movie is so bad, so stupid and so inept that I could only see someone watching this film with some friends so they can laugh at the awfulness of the production. There is nothing positive I can say about this very stupid film.

Ignore all the other comments, this movie is the best of all time. Never have I seen a shark jump out of water, eat a person, and executes a perfect 180 in mid air only to dive back in the water. This movie was well casted, had brilliant acting, a convincing plot, and an ending leaving you thirsty for more. The only drawback is all of the scantly clad women in the movie. Women on beaches shouldn't be depicted as objects or eye candy. This movie is an awesome indication of future weaponry and how guns can now float in water. The military shop adopt such weaponry. Krystal and I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. If you would like to discuss this movie further hit me up on facebook at Sebron Aikens... As always enjoy this masterpiece of a movie.

This is by far the most amazing movie ever produced. In my opinion, the plot was only exceeded by the most cutting edge animations. Seriously, how can Hollywood live without those guys! Oh, I forgot. The actors are most most most talented! I want to point out especially the performance of Stiernacken (the bolt guy) who again and again surprised with his high level skills. Concerning the plot, it was well written. By the way, if you look carefully you might find two unlocked cars near the lake. ;) I'm looking very much forward to watch part 2 and 3 but I strongly doubt that they can top this movie which is the best produced movie of all time - by far! Thank you for the dubbing into German - so even me could enjoy this movie! This is a 100/10 movie! Have fun watching guys! Kind regards, Jurassic Shark fan No 1

The acting is the first thing that strikes you in this movie. Wooden, isn't the word. It's worse than that. Then there is the special effects. The first time the shark takes a bite and leaps out of the water, it looks like it is made from cardboard. Seriously, poor poor film. A waste of money. The facial expressions of the female cast members is as shockingly awful as the tough guys in the film. They so often shake their heads and shrug their shoulders it is predictable in every scene. Where they walk through the woods - six of them, is so scripted (steady pace girls, don't walk to fast)... Oh, and I forgot to say, when the beefy guy tells the others it's a Mastodon, its like, soooo coincidental that he happens to know about these sharks. I mean, come on guys... I wont tell you what happens at the end. You'll never get to it anyway, but you miss nothing by not watching.