Johnny & Clyde

love it

... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure. The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen. I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.

No pun intended - I don't know if it really was necessary to connect this to Bonnie and Clyde. Probably set the expectations way too high. On the other hand the actors involved in this sound really interesting. Megan Fox alone ... who plays a bored Mafia boss (or whatever you would call her). I love her as much as any fan of hers does - but she does not do herself any favor playing this role. Crazy dialog and scenes ... that are supposed to be weird ... and maybe I am the wrong person to critisize this .. but I felt I wasted my time, while watching this. Action is ok or decent. The cgi is abhorent though - does not work at all. Add to that the really crazy and out there scenes. It either needed more rewrites or got too many rewrites ....tough to say. What I can say for sure: the movie is a waste of time, action and some nudity do not make a movie better (yes I said it)

This movie is a comedy, a cheap one yes, but it still as some good laughs. We had a good time watching it, while the directing and filmography was weak at times( I hate static cameras shots), along with the acting( I blame this on the directors) I have seen a lot worse on movies with multi million dollar budgets. This movie is a good way to have a little fun without having to invest too much brain power and if you have to take a bathroom or popcorn break it's no problem- you won't miss anything crucial! Although this movie will not win any rewards (or make any money) and I will certainly never buy a copy, but would watch again!

I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it. It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either. Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.

So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing. The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.

First time seeing her after Transformers in 2007. No chance to watch her films intentionally. But all of a sudden, when I turn on TV, I saw the title. No idea what happened to her but it's kind of nice seeing her again. So I clicked it. The film wasn't that good. In frank, it's far from good. Even so, it's ok watching it while laundry and laundry folding. Anyway, it takes more than an hour and a half, right? Just turn it on and leave it till the end while back and forth. Just do your things. Then you might find some scenes are enjoyable and some scenes are entertaining. But sorry Megan, what happened to you?

I watched maybe 10 mins of this abomination! I skipped ahead a few times hoping it would get better but, between the characters timing being way off, the awful 80's sound track and the subpar acting I just couldn't get though another second!! It's legit like a bunch of high school kids put this together! For a class assignment they didn't want to do! Just awful with no redeeming qualities.... At all!! I honestly think my kids could act better and do a better job using my iPhone. Don't waste your time, it's not even so bad that it's good or that you can laugh at it, it's just awkward and you feel bad for anyone that out their name on it.

Remember being a kid /teen watching "USA up all night" ? Watching "Johnny and Clyde" felt like that! If you are looking for a film that requires you to pay attention to details and think super hard while going deep within yourself to relate to the characters leading you to feel like you just witnessed something life changing, this movie isn't that and I was thrilled! Thank you Director Tom DeNucci!!! It felt like my bestie and I were teens again having a sleepover watching one of those early 90s films. It was awesome to feel like we went back in time and for a moment we weren't thinking about or seeing stuff related to the world we live in today. Although this is a crime /action flick I appreciated the gore being old school as well (minimal). I know what I'm about to say might sound weird for this films genre but I found it light hearted, like it's not that serious, it was a good time. It was cool to see Robert LaSardo in his role as "Candle" 😂 typically he plays a super intimidating and/or serious characters but "candle" is silly (in a deranged mentally unstable way) The details he put forth upon that character's personality disorder was done well. 😂I'm not gonna say more or I'll spoil it but it was so funny to me. If this genre isn't your cup of tea and you find yourself watching this with a friend that is a fan of this genre you will at least have a beautiful cast to look at 😍 everyone is cast in the film is so damn attractive. What do you got to lose? It's a fun film with hot folks, chill out on the couch / bed, perhaps have it on while you make dinner or traveling to your summer vacation either way I hope you laugh and finish the film with more inside jokes, I know my bestie and I did 🤣

I didn't expect anything from this film expect maybe a little decent action and some nudity. There was more pointless violence than action and a flat chested chick for like one stupid scene. Hollywood has been in a slump for a while but there was a time you could find a decent B-rate flick and still be entertained by the end of it. I found it hard it hard to make it past the first half hour. Disappointing because it seemed interesting with the opening scene but this whole thing with the psycho coupled played out like a poor man's Natural Born Killers. I got this rental for free and I still and I still want a refund.