Inseminoid

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Inseminoid

I bought 3 movies recently in a pack, horror planet, galaxy of terror and creature. To be quit honest horror planet is not as good as galaxy of terror and creature but it does not deserve the very low rating it is getting. There are so pretty cool gory effect in the movie, the acting is not that bad and you have a few good actors in there too. The special effects are what you would expect from a 80 sci fi horror movie nothing to compare with alien but still not that bad either. This movie deserves a higher rating at least a 6 not a 3.4 like it as right now.

In my never-ending quest in finding and watching as many bad movies as humanly possible has actually reached an all new level of badness: I finally saw INSEMINOID. As bad as anything Ed Wood has done except it was released in theaters back in the early 1980s after the huge success of ALIEN. The mind boggles. What's really funny about this non-entertaining "awful" movie is that it had such a low budget that the actors actually wear Jordache jeans, probably the ones they owned! The story is supposed to take place decades in the future and yet the crew is wearing them sexy Jordache jeans. Too funny! There's no point of writing a review for this film because it simply stinks. And not in a "It's so bad it's good way". It's just awful. I felt bad for Judy Geeson though. A good actress in a really awful role.

On a remote planet,a group of archaeologists have established a base deep inside a network of caves.While out exploring one day,one of the team,Sandy,is abducted by a monstrous alien that forcibly impregnates her.As the alien fetuses grow inside her,Sandy is driven insane by the need for blood to feed her offspring and starts slaughtering her fellow scientists."Inseminoid" is a cheaply made "Alien" clone,but I don't care.It's a pretty good horror film on its own that kept me on the edge of my seat.There is plenty of gore and a little bit of sleaze,so I wasn't disappointed.The script is weak and the acting is average,but "Inseminoid" is fast-paced,twisted and immensely enjoyable.So if you liked "Galaxy of Terror" or "Forbidden World" give this one a look.Just ignore the negative reviews and check it out.7 out of 10.

Male and female scientists set up a research lab on a distant planet and encounter a giant, bug-eyed alien monster. It kills several people, rapes Judy Geeson and disappears, but the horrors are just beginning. Geeson becomes a hard-to-kill, hysterical madwoman with super strength who kills for blood to feed the alien's mutant offspring, which she's now carrying. This Brit ALIEN clone is often inept and entirely contrived, but not completely without entertainment value. FX are mediocre, but it's bloody, fast-paced and there's a great electric score from John Scott. Judy Geeson is excellent in a role that requires a hell of a lot of merciless ranting and screaming. HORROR PLANET refers to the original U.S. release of the film, which was cut. The title INSEMINOID refers to the uncut, letterboxed DVD and cable version. Score: 3 out of 10

10 August 2008. One of the worst movies unfortunately. The cheap looking sci-fi horror thriller begins with a little intelligent dialogue but then descends into stupid and idiotic, mind-numbing action sequences that awfully detract from any possible enjoyment of the movie. There are glimpses of possibilities, as when the lead female figure goes through more of a transformation, conflict than a number of stereotypical monster movies, but can't deliver and continues the gore and descent into horror mayhem that just doesn't connect. A few interesting atmospherics, cloudy eerie environmental shots, but nothing close to redeeming this movie. Two out of Ten Stars.