House Shark

If you like Jaws and have a soft spot for the Sharknado/MechaShark genre, you will LOVE House Shark! Campy, silly and gory! But with heart. It looks like a great amount of fun went into making this. And that fun is in full view on the screen. Pop some popcorn, sit back and get ready for laughs, scares, blood and more laughs.

The quinn wannabe was a bit irritating and the effects if you can call it that were pretty cheesy. if you wanna try and be as bad or worse than mulva zombie ass kicker as the worst movie ever might wanna try a bit harder. after 10 mins i was looking for the exit and should get a medal for finishing this one. i wouldn't recommend it even for a time killer and you have better things to do.

Just dyabollically awful! Offended that a Short Animation of mine was the support screening at a film festival, before this!

I can honestly say, I have never spent time in life worth living then how this movie made me feel. The movie was shot with great quality, an beautiful acting, no sub plots were ever not fully fleshed out, no characters were ever not fully introduced to the audience. I could watch this no on repeat for days. Great time would recommend!

HOUSE SHARK is another excruciating indie 'comedy' that takes place in a house that's been invaded by the titular creature. A bunch of goofs turn up to get rid of it for good, and there you have a film with an inexplicable two-hour running time. The only good thing I can say about this film is that it makes the SHARKNADO franchise look much better by comparison. The papier mache shark is an embarrassment, as are the "performances" by the assembled cast members.

This movie was so bad that you gotta give it credit. You keep looking to see how much worse could it get. Truth is. It's funny in a stupid way and I finished it and though gross and ridiculous ir had its moments and was very funny.

It is the worst B movie EVER made. Don't waste your time.

This movie represents what the Scary Movie horror-satire films would have resembled if they had been given only 1/26th of their budgets, had lesser-known names attached, and had taken greater creative risks. Everything about this one is phenomenally, unequivocally, apocalypse-evokingly awful and that's what makes this intentional train wreck a moderate success. It set out to be one of those so-bad-it's good films and manages to land on its' feet , if wobbly. I chuckled aloud several times. They really tried to line up more punches than a hangry Mike Tyson on a meth binge. There were no breaks and no brakes so managing just a handful of lol moments isn't an outstanding achievement though still a better performance than most genre competitors.

This movie is shockingly bad and this is coming from someone who loves bad movies and the cheesier the better. Honestly bad acting is to be expected in a movie called House Shark but what I didn't expect was for the main 3 guys to be sooo annoying I wanted to turn it off. The Abraham Lincoln wannabe and the Scottish house shark expert were most annoying. I waited for some really funny/bad lines and some stupid kill scenes. You get nothing like this you dont even see a shark for almost the whole film. If you want to see a so bad it's good shark movie go watch Raiders of the lost Shark or the Sharktopus movies (much better then Sharknado). I can't believe I paid $3 for this. I'm off to watch Sharkopus vs Whalewolf to try and forget this crap.

Shark movies and shark spoof movies are all the rage. House Shark, not to be confused with the SNL Land Shark, is far more comedy than horror. Franklin Roosevelt's Liverpool home has a House Shark. He teams up with Zachary Taylor and Abraham Lincoln to get rid of the shark so Reagan Realtors can sell the home. For some reason, everyone is named for a President, or wife, or dog...and a restaurant is Julie's. The film co-stars Wes Reid because he has the last name of "Reid" which works for Sharknado. He sure can't act. The style was Troma. The humor quit on clever early and opted for gay, vulgar, and juvenile. The execution of what could have been decent humor was poorly done. When the film is badly camp all the time, it loses its effect. Guide: F-word. Nudity (Samantha Varga )