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...it's a film about a killer melon and having sat through the first tedious hour of this complete garbage I really wish it had been.

I rented this movie and didn't expect much but was definitely surprised. It was totally the kind of horror movie I love. Super creepy backwoods horror movie... the story is one you know ... couple heads on camping trip and gets lost in the dark creepy woods/town... and it gets weird. And scary. I love anything weird, and the rural setting freaked me out. There is a totally crazy cameo later on. This really hit the spot for me .. the mood was creepy from start to finish.

A quirky and bizarre horror movie. Riveting in a sense you want to see what happens next with these nut jobs. Lena Dunham makes a cameo appearance. She doesn't say a thing which is the highlight of the movie. Definitely an acquired taste but reiterating, it's a bizarre one...

Ignore the low scores. This is an interesting take on quite a traditional horror setup. Its nightmarish and claustrophobic with disorienting editing and an oppressive soundtrack. Some decisions dont fully work but it's really impressively fresh take that stayed with me.

Do yourself a favor and DON'T waste your time watching this. Any rating over 1 star is lying. I promise you that you will be left wondering what the hell the movie was about. I was suckered into watching it because of the trailer, but I fully regret it. At the end of the movie, you have no idea why the couple were doing what they were doing. You have no idea what the characters were doing throughout the movie or why. REALLY DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

What a horrible, strange, disjointed mess of a film this one is! I immediately called on Prime to get my money back and I've NEVER done that over a bad movie in my life. Thank you, Prime, for helping to reverse this miserable mistake. Bleh!

If a snobby Film School drop-out tried to make their own rip-off of Texas Chainsaw but remove all aspects of horror, thrills and intrigue and replace it with some vague message of consumption it would be this. Started off OK with some nice photography, and interesting sound design but quickly devolves into drawn out boring monotonous nonsense with absolutely nothing to offer the viewer aside from an overacted almost comical cameo by sister-diddler Lena Dunham. Props to the poster designer for an interesting straight-up-horror design, but don't be fooled, a more accurate poster would have been the cast sitting at a dinner table looking bored. This was a 10 minute art-film on Vimeo extended for 2 hours.