Harvester

Really Bad, Bad movie. I wished that I had come here to read the reviews first, it would have saved me the 4 buck rental. Glad I didn't buy this piece of crap. Who the hell was his voice over? Sounds like Tom Sizemore (Blackhawk Down) fame. According to the IMDb review page the gentry for this picture is Horror. It should have bee listed as horror-able. This movie is not even close to Segal's par performance. He either need to stop making movies of go back to his "siege" sequels. I do like Steven. I will continue to watch his movies, but now only after I read the reviews first. "Attack Farce" is so bad it is difficult coming up with 10 lines of review.

Well let me say that I have always been a Steven seagal fan and his movies are usually great but this just don't measure up to the rest. This in my opinion is very stupid I did not like it all. The biggest reason I don't like it is because it is very flawed and to me does not make much sense. The acting is very bad even Steven seagal does not do good acting, The rest of the actors I can see because they just do direct to video movies. It does not follow a straight storyline everything happens at once so that why it doesn't make much sense. Ther is barely any action in it at all and in order to make an action movie good you usually need action in it. The special effects are very bad and you can tell are fake. So all in all this has to seagals worst movie of all so if you want to see a Steven seagal movie don't rent this one just pretend it does not exist. So just avoid this movie. Overall score: ** out of ********** * out of *****

Another Seagal cheapo shot in Romania. Almost all scenes play in total darkness which made it even cheaper than the others I guess, but it's the best thing about the movie because it adds a certain horror movie feeling. At the beginning, it seems to be only a crime story: Commander Lawson (Seagal) loses his team to a female killer. He finds out she is addicted to a new drug called CTX, a trace that leads him to the chemist Tia (Lisa Lövbrand) and the dealer Aroon (Adam Croasdell, best actor in this movie!). While the body-count is rising, everything becomes more and more bizarre and turns into an apocalyptic fight for survival. Despite the annoying hand-held camera shaking around for no purpose, "Attack Force" does have a couple of good bad moments. It just seems everyone somehow lost interest while making it. If it was more to the point, it could have been worthwhile. Maybe it lacked a stronger director to push everybody a bit and iron out the bugs?

OK I gave a higher rating then the movie is really worth, but just getting the laughter from this film is worth it. The action is standard Segal action, lots of fighting and butt whipping. You can really see what this film intended to be originally - obviously an alien movie. I love the parts where it goes from Segal speaking his lines, to John Wayne speaking Segals parts. I mean its just so funny. So if you are looking for one of Segal's best movies this isn't it, but its funny as heck. I do wonder, why would the studio think this would be better then what they had. What moron thought this up??

Steven what have you done you have hit an all new low. It is weird since Steven's last film shadow man was directed by the same director who did this trash. Shadow man was good this was diabolically bad so bad it wasn't even funny Steven is hardly in the movie and feels like he is in a cameo appearance and when he is in the film he is dubbed half the time anyway. As for the action well let's just say the wizard of oz had more action than this trash there is hardly any action in the film and when it does finally arrive it is boring depressing badly shot so called action scenes. Seagal hardly kills anyone unlike his over films where he goes one man army ie under siege 1 and 2 and exit wounds. the plot is so confusing with so many plot holes that it doesn't make scenes sometimes. flight of fury better be good what a shame i wasted 5 pounds on this garbage 0 out of ten better luck next time

First off there are no aliens in this movie. The plot is pretty much as stated in the summary above. Seagal is Marshall the leader of a highly trained cocky group of army type "seals" or "green berets" or whatever you want to call highly trained soldiers these days. The young outgoing soldiers after training earn themselves some r+r and head for a strip bar to blow off steam (no * or semi * girls in this bar). They decide to "hire" a girl to come back to their room with them. She sends them to Aroon the villain of this movie who acts like her pimp. When they get back to their room the girl (a fairly attractive black woman) has a bit of kissing with all of them before she suddenly uses a blade attached to her wrist to slice open one guys throat. She quickly kills the rest easily. Marshall and Dwayne the leaders (and much older then these young soldiers) of the team begin to investigate. They find out that all the dead men have a new drug CTX in their systems. This leads us to a powerful company connected to the military that has been making this drug. It also introduces the co star of the film Lisa Lovbrand (not mentioned above) who is close to Marshall and created the drug with Aroon. Aroon has left the company and now works for a "mysterious" woman who is funding Aroon's plans for this drug. We learn that the drug causes a huge burst in adrenaline making "super soldiers" with "glowing" eyeballs (this effect is fairly laughable). For some strange unexplained reason Aroon wants to dump this drug into the water supply of a town called Bastia. Where this town is I'm not quite sure. The plot has us in Paris at one point and the murders investigated by a french policeman but the "super soldiers" seem to be in a cathedral in Bastia. Marshall Dwayne Lisa (not her name in the movie) and a new force of expendable (like Ensign Smith in Star Trek I knew his father at the academy) tough guys head to get their throats sliced open by "super soldiers" who often come down from above like the vampires that appear in the other franchise Romania is famous for. Unlike say Universal Soldier this is just OK. Seagal has a fairly good gory "kill" on Aroon and he sort of does his martial arts thing with the "mysterious" woman. Maybe it's the missing aliens that make the plot basically faceless "super soldiers" vs a crack assault team in the dark (lots of guns with flashlights on them waving in your face)so you can barely tell who getting killed until you get to the main characters. Oddly enough they introduce a Japanese soldier named Nobu who survives (except for Seagal no one else does) and Seagal helps him out to a truck they climb in and drive away and the movie ends! What about the drug in the water and 15000 people all going nuts and killing people? Do we think sequel?

I feel blessed to own what is known as the worst Steven Seagal movie ever made. I knew I was on to something special when Steven opened his mouth and someone else's voice came out. By the middle of the film my eyes were beginning to hurt and I was almost falling out of my chair with uncontrollable laughter. Steven is Steven (with an ever changing voice) and totally unbelievable in his role (as always). Who the hell lets people with bad nappy-hair pony tail mullets into the Forces anyway? He also always writes himself into totally unbelievable love interests with women at least 20 years his junior. The supporting actors all look like they've been shot in the dark - btw, did they shoot this movie in the dark with just a penlight torch for lighting? This is truly abominable in every way possible. Invite all your friends around and make a social event out of it - this one's truly special.

Hmmm, do I rent this movie or get a SuperStar from Carls Jr.??? I'll eat later...... What the hell is this movie about??????? who cares its got Seagal. I should give this a 10 for sheer Must View. this movie is like crack! you know you can't not rent this crap when you see it. this is the greatest piece of Seagal Crap to date. I would recommend this DVD to anyone who loves to pick Seagals movies to shreds and needs a laugh out loud movie. the voice overs are great. His next movies, I can't wait, have you seen the titles? Flight of Fury Once upon a time in the Hood Prince of Pistols! You know you want to see them! Go Steven! Steven Seagal-----HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-----> the bank. Someone needs to figure out how Steven Seagal and Kevin Costner get people to give them money for craptaculer movies and do a commercial to show others how to get in on it.

drss1942 really took the words right out of my mouth. I loved Segal's early films and feel like the only one who is still faithful to him. I just saw this movie (ok, fell asleep about 90% through, so I didn't see the end). When I woke up and saw I was at the DVD menu, I was thankful I didn't subject myself to any more of that movie and didn't dare find out what happened at the end. There was something strange about the voice of Segal and others. Kinda reminded me of the original Mad Max where the voice were dubbed, but in the same language (Australlian is English, right? :) Anyway, if I had 10 thumbs, they'd all point down right now for this Segal injustice.

The movie is boring, the characters and scenarios are unrealistic, unbelievable, the action is hilarious. This movie is a big mess. It almost seems like when the action music kicks in, the most impressive stunt is running. Either voice is dubbed over with Mr. McGregor or steven sang too much and it changed his voice. There is way too much dialog in this movie, and extremely bad acting on everyones behalf. The movie is great sleep therapy. The fighting is laughable. The eye shape shift effect on the evil designer drug addict females was decent. The main villain was a joke and his character was poorly developed. The main villain was used to explain the story through interrogation, he would just throw random plots in such as (spoiler) "CTX (his designer drug)is going to be in the water supply" which is never addressed in the conclusion or even mentioned again in the movie. This movie is highly recommended to pass.