Galaxy Lords

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This movie is meant to be watched while wasted. This is the milinials Plan 9 From Outer Space. I'm watching this as I speak, and I can't stop laughing. The makeup and costume are so bad, I think the filmmakers ran down to local costume store, and bought up all the left over costumes, the day after Halloween. All of the costumes are modified with painted junk from the Dollar Store. If anything, I give credit to the costume department. Creating unique costumes with no money must be a bitch. The special effects are the worst, and I mean the worst. It looks like the gang chipped in, and bought an old Mac Pro at a yard, sale, with a cool graphics program pre-installed. "Cool. Dude I can make stars with this thing. And the acting. You gotta try hard to act this bad. And I haven't even mentioned the killer robot. What a hoot. I beg that gang over at MST3K do their thing with this awful gem

The movie is like watching a train crash they try hard with no budget most of the cast can not emote the sets are CGI or cardboard all that i can forgive but the fake beards are so bad it is painful

So far, I've seen this movie three times, and I intend to watch it at least three more. Yeah, I know, it's a low-budget, silly sci fi adventure. Saying it's good sounds crazy. But it really is good. It just is. The homage to the classics is great in many scenes. The robot's arms made from an oven mitt and dryer hose. The flying treadmills. The hilarious use of sci fi technology. I can't describe how much I love it all. Yeah, it's not a major, big budget Hollywood production. But it is something real. You can really feel how much fun this must have been to make. Please, take me very seriously when I say this. Please, for all the light in the seven galaxies, make another film. Please. I will actually send you money to make another one. Please make another one.

This movie was magnificent! The critics are missing the point. This movie was supposed to be camp. And it succeeded. Camp is a style of movie that is intentionally bad/ridiculous. Like the Sharknado movies. If you liked Sharknado then you might like this movie. If you hated Sharknado, then stop reading this review. Yes the fake beards were awful. The acting was mostly intentionally over-dramatic. And there some of it that didn't even qualify as acting. The movie is a spoof. I saw homages to the early Star Wars movies and Buck Rogers. This movie is definitely not for everyone. But if you enjoy camp sci fi, this movie is for you. This was by far the worst sci fi movie I have ever seen (and that is saying A LOT). But I enjoyed every minute.

Ok, yes this was the absolute craziest movie i have sat through. Horrible costumes and even worse makeup. OMG the acting was so horrible. It was AWESOME. Now, yes i realize that this movie is like an eight grade geek club decided to get extra credit at approx midnight the night before grades are submitted. There were some horrible effects and actually some not real bad ones. For the experience, there is a smidge of Flash Gordon involved here. As well as just about every other space movie. This movie, wow, absolutely blew me away. With a budget, actors...props, cgi... oh, and a dialogue improvement, this could actually be a decent movie. CRIMSON STALLION!!! There could be something to this. MAJOR KUDOS to the actors for staying in character, and having the gall to actually produce this film. Amazing! Mystery Science Theater 3000 will play havoc with this film and it will be worth the watch. Good choice putting it available through Amazon!

All I have to say is: STD watch out! There is a New hero in town! Our story picks up years after the Odysseus has repeatedly saved the Mulltiverse. Helios, a very young Alex Jones, is at his best as he finally gets to fight off those pesky trans dimensional aliens he talks so much about! I really felt anger as the evil Adorastias sat aroundMan Spreading. I thought the Lizzard fighters were pegged into a stereotyped roll, not all Lizard people are bad! Anyway, Frank Zappa gave a pretty astounding performance as Hagglehawk. I was also amazed how they got that lady from David Bowe's video Ashes to Ashes. Sean Penn also gave a solid revision of a much older and wise Jeff Spicoli in Dr. Tokina. Overall, I think it was well worth putting aside dating to make this film. I know that I am seriously considering dressing up for the next comic con as either Adorstias I give this movie three Thumbs up.

So hilariously funny from the intentionally campy (but very inventive given the obvious lack of budget) costumes to the stupendously funny intentional (I hope) overacting. In general, the story was good. Use of props hilarious (yet good if you just watch with disbelief suspended). We laughed all the way through, and enjoyed the story right along with the awesome melodramatic speeches. Spoiler Alert: (possibly) Things to look for: Peggy Bundy's Wig, a treadmill, possibly a Nintendo blaster?

The low budget effects are charming. The cardboard costumes and make up are outstanding, and so visually interesting and creative The over the top dialog is sublime! The character names, and the hilarious salutations and fairwell are so bizzare and clever that I can't help but wonder - how did these guys make this stuff up? The performances of 90% of the cast are outstanding. The protagonist does a good job, but the main "wizard" like character and the antagonist are out of this world spot on with their deliveries. Amazing jobs! The (comic relief) albino guy seems to forget which accent to use from time to time, but even still I want to see this movie AGAIN soon! I hope there's a sequel. The ending is both satisfying and perfectly set up for one. GREAT JOB! Especially for a movie that looks like it was made for a couple thousand bucks tops.

Even writing a review is too hard. In all seriousness, there should be laws against making movies like this in 2018. Sure, if you can sit through the stupid costumes and bad dialog, there is an element of plot that makes it through your laughing.