Frat Party

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Let me start that a movie that has naked women in it is something that I like, but hot naked women could not save this one. This is one of the worst scripts ever. This movie ranks as bad as the Underground Comedy Movie. There is not one laugh in the whole thing. There are * though for no reason. I can appreciate that, but the script, acting and camera work was awful. The lead girl is very hot, but cant act and she is the best actor in this. Even Jesse Jane could not save this. Thank goodness I watched half of it for free. I turned it off right after Jesse. Bad movie all around. Even the premise is bad. Whom goes to a Frat party the night before their wedding. I guess actors have to work because they had to have known this movie sucked when they signed up for it.

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I know, you wanted to get laid right? "Hey Baby, want a part in my new movie?..." What an incredible piece of garbage. I mean, how did this make it to DVD let alone Cable. Not one of them could act(except Jesse Jane...Love you baby!). They screwed up lines and you kept it in the movie. The Editing, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what is with all the statue shots for the wedding scene, endless crap shot fillers of Napa. Don't tell me, let me guess, you wrote off the whole wine country trip as an expense for this schlock fest of a movie. Why in the road trip transition scenes did you decide to show a shot of the crappy Toyota instead of the Challenger? Did the Rental run out and you needed another crappy filler to make the 90 minutes? Girls Gone Wild is better than this thing that someone called a movie. Oh yeah, let's not forget about the Mario Brother's accent for the Father of the bride. Really, that is the best Italian accent you could do? None would have been better. I could go on forever with this. For those of you you who rated this above 2 stars, you're the reason American cinema is dying!

The "2" rating is here because the women in this movie were HOT!!! That being said, this movie was horrible. Someone in another review compared it to American Pie. Ha ha maybe the American pie spin-off's that went straight to DVD, as this did as well! There's really not much point to this movie, and the acting was HORRIBLE. The "Italian" characters were so poorly portrayed it's actually humorous. The Italian women, at least, were good to look at and didn't attempt Italian accents. I felt like someone had about $10,000 to waste, and made this movie. Then they spent the other $9,000 on a fishing boat. Fast forward thru this movie to look at *, and that's about it. If you're a Mr. Skin member, he'll give you the times and details!

I didn't know a movie could be so bad. Couldn't even finish it. Hated every second of it.

I literally came on IMDb and searched this movie after watching it just to make sure it had horrible reviews. It is by far the worst movie i have ever watched. the plot line (if you can call it that) makes absolutely no sense. He is late for his wedding so the girl marries someone else, she sees him at the wedding and doesn't care and yet everyone seems to be mad at him as if it was expected for this to happen since he was late. I cannot begin to describe how awful this film really is and anyone who enjoyed it must have a mental disability and only look for naked girls for a movie to be good (and even the sex scenes were terrible). If they were to play this movie in a prison it would be considered torture and half the inmates would ask for death before having to watch it again.

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I have to admit: I'm writing this review while watching the movie, reason being I'm just plain bored with it, and because the plot and the rate at which things happen is so slow that you really don't need to give it your full attention. This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen- and not in so-bad-it's-great way, rather in a so-bad-it's-depressing way. The editing especially is just horrible. There are scenes where the camera goes out of focus! Shots are cut too late, and the music is preposterous and intrusive, not to mention all of the montages meant to burn time because the plot just doesn't hold up. The one occasion in which I really laughed during the film is when the Italian dad character does THE WORST Italian portrayal ever. Words can not describe. If there is one reason to watch this movie, is to see that. But let me save you the time: simply go to minute 24 of the film. Wait until you see him shaking his hands in the most outrageous over acted moment in the history of bad Italian impressions, and hit stop. I just saved you a couple of hours of your life. You're welcome.

Take a * movie, and extend it to around 90 minutes. All it took was the first few minutes to realize that it was a terrible movie. The story is almost typical for "playboy" type films, where the protagonist used to be able to bang any girl he wants, but eventually decides to settle. Besides putting in a whole lot of fillers for time, the director tried way too hard to make it seem like a fantasy-type film. Especially when it comes to the "settling playboy" theme, the masseuse, etc. I'm not sure about it's background, but I'll take a guess that it was a straight-to-DVD film, especially considering its lack of known actors. I came across it on On Demand after watching Animal House, so I figured why not? Turned out it was a big waste of time. The only reason it got more than a one-star rating is because of all of the hot girls in this movie. Quite simply, you cannot watch this movie without thinking it is terrible, unless you think a movie is good because of girls, or you are ineffably stupid.