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"Snakes" is a peculiar and - in fact - very wrong 70's animal exploitation, but it's undeniably great entertainment. The film introduces Snakey Bender (Les Tremayne), a snake shepherd who traditionally visits every Wednesday a little town that is … um … rather fond of snakes. On these glorious Wednesdays, all the kids from school pass by his ramshackle car to look at the snakes, Snakey gets invited to the kinky school teacher's house for a bizarre sexual ritual with a big venomous cobra and – cherry on the cake – he has his weekly reunion with his pal the mayor to listen to old records and behave like idiots. You see, life's just fabulous when you're name is Snakey Bender. But then a series of unfortunate events occur and Snakey's status suddenly goes from being a popular town guest to being a despicable outcast. Under the influence of a deranged storekeeper and the local priest (who keeps exclaiming that all serpents are the devil's minions) everybody betrays Snakey and treats him like filth. He's not even welcome at the mayor's residence anymore, because that fat bastard married a sexually dominant wench overnight. It's a very stupid idea to upset a snake nut, obviously, as the deeply frustrated Snakey calls upon his slithery friends to extract some good old revenge. As you can tell, "Snakes" is a totally bonkers flick that never at one point makes any sense. I mean, it's an old dude going dangerously berserk simply because he isn't welcome anymore in a village that he only visits once per week? He turns into a cold-blooded killer (although he doesn't commit the vile acts himself) from one moment onto the other because they messed up his precious Wednesday routine! Awesome. Only in the 70's this sort of stuff could be produced. The premise of "Snakes" is vaguely similar to that of "Willard" (with rats) and "Stanley" (also snakes), but here there's less affection with the animal species in question. They all remain nameless as Snakey himself demands to stand in the spotlights. Purely talking in technical terms, "Snakes" isn't exactly a sophisticated effort neither. You can tell right from the bombastic opening sequences, with loud and immensely annoying marching band music that cheerfully keeps playing long after the opening credits are finished. There's very little gore, probably due to budgetary restrictions and the acting performances are (intentionally?) abominable. "Snakes" is exclusively recommended to exploitation/drive-in fanatics with a wicked sense of humor.

The highlight of this undistinguished drive-in vehicle is the unchained ham-on-wheels performance by Les Tremayne as Snakey...an eccentric old codger who enjoys listening to marching band music, scaring the local bratty kids, and occasionally dispatching his pet snakes to rid his little town of its more unsavory denizens. Enjoyable enough underdog rerun of the WILLARD idea with some uproariously bad dialog, and all the charmingly unextravagant production values we've come to love in regional cinema. Should you run across a copy of this obscurity, give it a whirl with the understanding that a "fun" movie doesn't necessarily need to be a "good" movie. 4/10

I actually own this film. Why is a unique story in itself, but suffice to say, I found it to be a funny camp movie. Of course it's bad. It's made in the 70's with a $100 or so budget and employs all the locals around Oak Glen/Cherry Valley California. Hysterically funny every time Snakey drives the SAME CAR off the cliff and marches back to town. I am surprised this has not shown up in midnight movie houses complete with characters in costume. Some familiar faces show up in this movie and while you've seen them before in bigger better flicks, there is no comparison for the "acting" job done here. Why, doesn't every town in CA have an old codger who collects snakes from the local school children? Ya gotta love Snakey. Hey Snakes are people too!

Snakey Bender (played with offbeat charm by veteran character actor Les Tremayne) is a friendly, misunderstood eccentric psychopath who loses it after several strange characters push him over the edge. He decides to get even using his slithering serpents as instruments for revenge. FANGS (the name of the video I saw) refreshingly goes out of its way to be different, especially with an odd assortment of characters. A cheerful schoolteacher livens up her weeks by having sex with a huge blacksnake name Lucifer (shown in shadow). A redneck grocery store clerk and his obese lesbian sister try to seduce the teacher and kill one of Snakey's beloved pets. Snakey's former best friend, his much younger wife who's been cheating on him (Janet Wood), and a corrupt preacher (Marvin Kaplan) are other victims. He even keeps Wood tied to a chair and makes her watch as he kills everyone. Several of the murders (a hidden pit full of rattlesnakes, an interesting poisonous snake-in-a-barrel game) are bizarre and made even more bizarre because they're set to marching band music (!) The score of the film is actually credited to John Phillip Souza! Score: 6 out of 10

A pretty memorable movie of the animals-killing-people variety, specifically similar to "Willard" in that it stars an aging character actor (in this case, a step down a bit to the level of Les Tremayne, who puts in the only distinguished performance I've seen him give) in a role as a man whose life is unbalanced and who subsequently decides to use his animal friends to exact revenge on those who have wronged him. Yes, this is one of those movies where pretty much everybody is despicable, so that you will cheer when they die, and really the selection of actors, locations, etc. couldn't be better at giving the film an atmosphere of shabby decadence. Tremayne's character is "Snakey Bender", and he is certainly the most interesting thing about the movie: an aged snake collector who is obsessed with John Philip Souza's music. When the local preacher clamps down on his practice of collecting small animals from the local schoolchildren as bait for his snakes, and his friend gets married to a * (thus upsetting his ritual Wednesday night band concert) he goes on the rampage, in the process creating a memorable pile-up of clunkers beneath the cliff where he dumps the wrecks after disposing of their unfortunate owners. One amusing game you can play while watching "Snakes" is to place bets on which cars will land the farthest down the cliff. All in all, very cheap and exploitative, but will really be a lot of fun for fans of these kinds of movies.

Ok well if you've come this far, you can't be expecting anything good. I can tell you this much though, I would file this movie under instant classic. Not a good movie, but there is something about it that you just can't put your finger on. Whether it be the ancient look of the film, or the band music that plays after Snakey Bender has given what is owed to those comrads who turn against him due to peer pressure. Also a bonus is Sis, perhaps she looks familiar and for good reasons. Take a peek at Large Marge in Pee-Wee's big adventure and you might notice some similarities. I do. Well its a fun night with Fangs so I would recommend it to you B-Movie fans.

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I actually own this film. Why is a unique story in itself, but suffice to say, I found it to be a funny camp movie. Of course it's bad. It's made in the 70's with a $100 or so budget and employs all the locals around Oak Glen/Cherry Valley California. Hysterically funny every time Snakey drives the SAME CAR off the cliff and marches back to town. I am surprised this has not shown up in midnight movie houses complete with characters in costume. Some familiar faces show up in this movie and while you've seen them before in bigger better flicks, there is no comparison for the "acting" job done here. Why, doesn't every town in CA have an old codger who collects snakes from the local school children? Ya gotta love Snakey. Hey Snakes are people too!