Exposure

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An absolute waste of time. Bad concept, lousy script and horrible acting - all acceptable if you're making a porno but this is supposed to be a horror movie. They could have improved the movie a bit by telling the female lead to remove her nose ring. They could have really improved it if the male lead had no dialog and just sat on a log for the entire movie. Not bad enough to be fun, just bad enough to make me want to avoid everyone involved in making this garbage

The rating of 2.9 is way to high. This movie should be in the negative range.

I don't know where all this hate for the film is coming from. Okay, this is obviously not a studio level picture, but I didn't think it was all that bad. Sure there were some parts that could've been better, but for a low-budget indie film, I enjoyed it. It felt like a throw-back B-movie with all of the practical effects. I thought it was fun. I guess I kinda like these kind of movies? I thought the actress who played Myra (Carmen Anello) was solid and did a fantastic job selling her role in the film. Extra star for her. I look forward to seeing more from these filmmakers in the future.

Holy crap on a cracker...or unholy crap on a cracker rather! Okay, so the script is garbage a middle schooler could write in their sleep, the direction may be worse, and even worse than that the special effects... But at least the male lead's acting is as bad as it gets! Wasn't even worth taking note of anyone listed in the credits-although I may want to revisit this so I never-EVER-get stuck watching anything this bad again. Okay...it was cool to see Lynn Lowry! Also, I guess at least it didn't TOTALLY sell out into a full-on cliched hack & slash or torture *... I sincerely started to think it was a spoof for awhile, but it doesn't even work on that level. May the "farce" be with you!

A man with an unfortunate haircut and a woman with a distracting nose ring travel into the mountains to bicker incessantly. Eventually the vacation turns squishy and supernatural but not before a laughably out-of-place song interrupts the monotony like a bad 1980s music video. When things get too tedious, the filmmaker pans across the scenery to pad the running time. The last 10 minutes are fairly entertaining, I have to admit. After rewinding a few times, though, I still have no idea what the male lead character was saying. Something like "HHHRAWWWR." If you can figure it out, you're a better listener than I.

This movie was absolute garbage from start to finish. Terrible acting, terrible effects. The male lead made Hayden Christensen in Attack of the Clones look like Olivier. Had to watch Plan 9 From Outer Space after this steaming pile to cleanse my palate. Don't waste your time

*Spoilers (maybe a small one here or there, tho ... not much here to spoil)* This really was a waste of time. Married couple heads into the country to try and patch up and save their marriage. Everything goes fine until the idiot "married guy" catches what kinda looks like a severed arm (while fishing). The "catch" has some kind of "appendage" that it reveals, and dumb-a** married guy decides to grab the "appendage" (which, naturally ... bites, or "sticks", or does something to his hand). This leads to guy slowly turning into a reincarnation of the "swamp-thing" ... well, sort of. Now, to the "sorta hot" married gal ... how many times does he have to hit ya, before you say "enough is enough"? She finally gets a chance to drive off and leave him, thereby saving herself, and what does she do ??? Well, you know! Then, dear ol' Mom shows up and tries to kill "married guy", then "married gal" tries to kill him over and over, and you can guess the rest. I really would not waste my time on this one (unless you like "nose-rings" that constantly look like a booger hanging down ... YUCK)!

When the monster said "I need to procreate" and a * came out of his mouth . . . you don't see that every day.