Evil Toons

Trailer—Evil Toons

Probably not. And you're not going to get it with this video. Any aficionado of B-films must see this at some point; the combination of animated monster, * actresses, David Carradine, and Arte Johnson is creative if nothing else about the movie is. In the end, it wimps out. It should have been a soft-core * film with a horror angle centered on the lusty cartoon monster. Instead, we get one pretty good scene that fits that bill, then a lot of bad scenery chewing. Should have had more of the "Roger Rabbit" styled action.

Burt (Dick Miller) has a cleaning company and hires four women to clean an isolated house. They find an old book, a dagger and a soul shred and when one of them, Megan (Monique Gabrielle), reads an incantation, she unleashes an evil beast in our world. "Evil Toons" is a lame, unfunny, dull and boring exploitation with * starlets. The plot is ridiculous and the storyline "four sexy young girls are to clean an old house for the new owners" is awful since the women are not "sexy young girls" and the house is not "old". Surprisingly David Carradine participates of this garbage. The worst is that I saw this movie many years ago but I did not recall how bad it is and I have just seen it again. My vote is one (awful). Title (Brazil): "Magias do Mal" ("Magic of Evil")

Yeah, it's a B-Movie and yeah there wasn't a WHOLE lot of animation done like in "Cool World" and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". But the whole point of the movie was to see T and A and THAT'S what the movie did good on. REALLY fine young girls getting naked! Kool beans :)

Face it, Evil Toons was never conceived as Oscar material. It's a deftly crafted spoof on every B & C horror movie made in the last 50 years. You have your typical Blonde, Brunette & Redhead with their brainy friend (she's the one with the glasses, natch) bimbos who get a job cleaning out an old house. They find an evil object, release a nasty spirit and get killed off in ways that reflect who they are. Then your cameo (David Carridine) comes in and tells the surviving (smart) one how to repair the damage, and everything comes up roses. Looked at it this way, you have a quickie shoot transformed into a masterful spoof. I loved it, you will to, if you don't take it too seriously!

I've read the various reviews of this flick and some of y'all just don't get it. Obviously, it's cheap and poorly made...so go with that and relax. It's a perfect throwback to 80's horror/comedy filmmaking. Sexist? Whatever. If you rented this one you wanted to see a few bimbos get naked and then get dead. You also wanted to see a "...Roger Rabbit" type horror film. So, you get the first and not really the last. Live with it. Madison Stone gives an award winning performance for a * star and David "Kung-Fu" Carradine seems a little less drunk than he did in his mail order tai-chi how-to video. You also get cult star Dick Miller and Laugh-In nazi Arte Johnson...oh, how could I forget Monique Gabrielle, in her best topless scene since Bachelor Party?! Plot? Kinda'. Nudity? You betcha'. Cartoon monster? Long enough for this kid. Enjoy at your own risk....who cares what your friends think anyway.