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(2013) Evil Feed ACTION HORROR COMEDY Co-produced, co-written and directed by Kimani Ray Smith that is a low budget, straight to DVD kind of a movie, has young owner of a restaurant called the "Long Pig" wanting to continue and maintain his family business by selling people his own specialty meat. There are kidnappings and gore as well as some very fake looking martial art matches. This film gets a big fat zero. According to imdb, it says it is a remake of a much lower rated movie called "Live Feed" made in 2006 by Ryan Nicholson! I mean, what are the odds the remake is going to score a much higher rating than it's counterpart significant other.

Yep its trash but if you love tasteless humor, gore and awful overacting, this movie is for you. I would recommend to watch this while you are drunk and high (I watched it under the influence and it was a fun and entertaining ride) keep in mind that this is a low budget movie witch mixes a lot of genres (horror, comedy, torture-*, martial-arts and a little bit of sleaze) and your a good to go. I think that they made the best out of the small budget and sometimes this movie also have some awesome cinematic moments like the torture scene in "Senseis" house. For comparison in my opinion this movie is a bit better than live feed (6/10) which has more or less the same Story.

This horror comedy deals with an upscale eatery that caters to wealthy clients. They offer private rooms where they watch fights to the death and then select the cut of meat they want from the loser. All the dishes served in this place have some kind of human flesh in it. It felt like Kill Bill meets Big Trouble In Little China meets Bloodsport. The martial arts action is mixed with lots of campy gore. One scene has the winner cut the losers throat with a knife. He then digs his fingers into the cut and rips his whole face off holding it over his face to the camera. That's the type of dark humour strewn throughout. Not too bad of a flick but geared mostly to teenage boys. It does have several stupid moments but a lot of eye candy. For a better one like this watch Sushi Girl (2012).

The film opens in the kitchen of the Long Pig preparing finger food. It includes a * woman being dragged across the floor. The Long Pig is a specialty restaurant the serves human food, with the dickie wrap being the specialty. One of the characters is named Phat P-h-u-k, eat your heart out Austin Powers. The entertainment includes * women dancing in the lobby, sex, and watching combat. The customers get to bid on the parts of the loser. The local martial art gym is being farmed for entertainment until they decide to turn things around. This is a cult grindhouse. It has the music, nudity, and violence. There was plenty of fighting, unfortunately much of it was dark and fast motion. They needed to develop the gladiator fighting better. F-bomb, sex, and nudity (Alyson Bath, Natasha Langmann, Aleisha Langmann) Cat fight, fake looking male organ (detached) blood squirting

I got this DVD for free, but it is an unwatchable piece of crap. Had to turn it off eventually

The only thing I can say is that this is a really strange flick. This one I can't classify under a label. it starts off rather gory when we see a kitchen were they are making human food and are slaughtering a naked girl. But once the boss enters this turns into some kind of comedy. A bit further it changes back into a horror. Really weird. I can understand the low rating it did get here on this site because a lot of people will turn it off but if you are fond of Asian horrors then you know that those kind of flicks are mostly weird. All I can say is that it's full of brutal fight scene's, some horror elements, a it of full frontal and striptease scene's, parts of gore, on camera and here and there you will have a smile on your face. Especially with the happy ending scene and the 'sausage roll' they make you are surely going to laugh. I found this on a horror convention and it's one of a kind. Gore 2/5 Nudity 1,5/5 Effects 3/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 1/5

I gave it 5 stars! Why? It doesn't go too much as a horror, more of a punch kick gore fest with some black humor here and there, some surprising elements, a few good scenes and some really dark ones as they did try to act horror from time to time. I was amused, and it does look like they wanted to put a smile on the viewer's face, but the jokes are mostly sick, mature and straight on. The action sequences look like they don't really belong, maybe action horror comedy is incorporating too much at once, and it was bound for one element to look like an intruder. The gore is OK, nudity makes its appearance, the plot isn't thin ice alike, has 2 layers, the action and the gore. It is a strange little production, so I won't go recommending it or not, I have to say, I'll stay away from this. I'm just laying here the facts, I did tell my friends about this little movie but only about those funny parts without recommending they give it a try. Evil Feed is different. Different usually is good. Usually. Cheers!