Eaters

A group of these young friends, while on a road trip stumble into a biker gang. On their way to find one of their friends, after she's gone missing, they find themselves lured into a trap, now turning their nightmare into something more sinister as they come face, to face with the supposed "Eaters" One plain sentence can pretty much sum this entire movie up. What a load of crap. This movie was just.. terrible. To start off, the acting. The acting in this movie was absolutely atrocious, and words can't describe how painfully obvious it was that these "actors" had the slightest clue on how to act. Their line delivery was terrible, their reaction acting, as well was dreadful, and their all around delivery of their characters was God awful, and just painful to sit through. On Top of that, the characters they acted as were flat out, to the core, completely clichéd. You have your typical bunch of clichéd characters, at this point, you could literally care less about. This film just delivers the same copied group thrown into the same, boring situation, just another time. The entire plot of this film was mixed together with clichés, and to top that off, it was presented in the most atrocious of ways. You have the same, agonizingly old situation where a bunch of characters are stuck in the middle of nowhere, more specifically, the desert. And you have the same old situation where they're being hunter by killers. The only thing that this movie differs with, is an execution of the same exact cliché, only in a more agonizingly boring, and convolutely ugly way. The pacing in this movie just threw any interest out the window completely, as we have an unwanted mixed bag of which sends the storyline, overall to be a horribly slow, slow movie. We barely see these "Eaters" until the 30 minute mark of the film, even then, we barely really get to see them at all. The film makes itself even more pointless as we get barely ANY story whatsoever. We literally watch these strangers of characters be thrown with these strangers of killers. What makes matters even more worse is the budget. With such horrible elements of the film, we get the horrid elements with an even more horrid budget. The cinematography was atrocious, most of the shots couldn't even focus, making things look blurry. And for the most part, we get ugly shades of yellow throughout this entire film, making even the smallest of things look ugly, and simply unsettling, and not in the good way. And finally, the audio.. Half of this film, the audience struggles to hear what their trying to say as it pans in, and out constantly, making it not only frustrating, but angering, and annoying. In conclusion.. what an atrocity. I can honestly say this is one of the worst, in not the worst horror films of 2015. Terrible, God awful acting, horrible elements, lazy writing, ugly technical work, and all around a jumbled mess of a supposed "film" I honestly can't recommend this under any circumstances, you're better off watching a high school film of a horror film, in all honesty, as this proves to just be another one of Lionsgate's dump films.

The best thing about this - ahem, movie - is the image that you see as you are scrolling through what to watch. Don't start it, don't waste your time, it won't get better, it has no redeeming qualities. Just STAY away, I'm begging you. You'll never get that time back. Go spend it playing with your dog, cat or kids. Call your mom and say 'hi'. Watch a lava lamp do it's thing, whatever. Anything will be better than this sorry excuse for entertainment. Not even bad/good. This is supposed to be taking place in 1974 & hearing that one guy reminisce about being stuck in 'Nam while 'Charlie' was on the attack made me almost choke on my popcorn. Totally ridiculous. It was the one good laugh I got out of this monstrosity.

This was good (for me) but appreciate lots will not like it. I liked it for its b movie acting , I thought the shooting was OK , costumes OK , sound OK . But their was lots of wooden actors. That gave it a humorous quality in itself . The story was OK but the whole thing was let down by the acting and delivery of lines by almost all characters , I think if the director made them work harder and did multiple takes he would've nailed it. The story is simple but OK , I recommend this for people who like b movie style films. I watched the entire film , which I imagine lots would have given up on. I'm giving a five because I did enjoy it but I recon it maybe the highest score given yet

I really wanted to like this film. The plot seemed decent and i found the villains pretty creepy. The acting in this film though is shockingly bad. I mean really, really bad. There isn't a good way to describe it other than it's like watching a high school play, but in all honesty most high school plays have better acting. Marcelle Bowman was the only decent actor in the cast. The dialogue and delivery was just horrible from everyone else in the movie. There are quite a few plot holes as well. All in all, this could be a good candidate for a remake with some good actors and a new screen writer.

I usually take a look here at IMDb before I watch a movie. I knew this one was crap. But hey, there are good bad movies and there are bad bad movies. This one was absolutely a bad bad. The acting is horrible, close to painful, with long shots that don't add nothing. The biker gang was laughable, they tried really hard to look tough, but came out as the Clown Gang. The plot wasn't going great, either. Yeah, yeah, cannibals, we get it. If you have some self-respect, please, get your dog and go to the park. If you watch this, you might kick it instead.

I love to watch horror movies. I watch them if they are bad or good, usually even the worst movies have something to redeem themselves. That is not the case with this movie. When watching it I kept wondering if this was a group of university students that got together and did this as their end of year project. Here are some of the points I had issue with. Plot: I am not sure there was much of one. Had they gone with the biker gang or the killers they might of had something going but this was just a jumbled mess. No idea where the actors were going or what they were doing there. No idea who the killers were. No idea what the story behind Boot Heel New Mexico was. Characters: No back story to any characters in the movie at all. The little back story they did give doesn't make sense. One had fought in a war and said that "Charlie" had been to a village. That got me to wondering if this was supposed to have taken place in the 70s but the cloths and hair don't look like it to. No idea who the good guys or bad guys were. Acting: Wooden would be the best way to describe the acting. It felt like they were reading from a prompt off screen. The biker leader I think was supposed to be scary but he did not come across that way. The best acting were the "killers" because they had no lines and you couldn't see their faces. intangibles: Most B movies throw in lots of gore or nudity to make up for other things that are lacking. This movie had little gore and no nudity. Sometimes a show is funny or for some reason or another makes you feel like your time wasn't wasted. This has none of that.

I am in a very fortunate situation in my life where every few days I get to see A LOT of bad movies. However, this one takes the cake. So much so that it inspired me to follow steps needed to create an account on this website to warn others of potential loss of 90 good minutes of their life to which they will never get back. The storyline is appealing, just not very well executed. I never had an opportunity to emotionally attach to the character that went missing getting everyone in to this mess in the first place and that's unfortunate because this movie had a lot of things I can get excited about in a movie...huge wooden hammer thing that smashes people, gore, and attractive women just to name a few. However, those things, in my opinion, were not well placed or utilized. I would love to give more insight, but the way the whole thing played out I am left still a little confused as to what just happened in this movie. Typically our movie group ends with a resounding "your welcome" from our leader, even with the worst of movies, but this one left him in silence as well. I will end this review the way the movie ended, suddenly and no soon enough.

As a horror fan, i'm trying to watch all kinds. This one is a comedy horror, but in a very wrong wrong way. The worst thing about the movie was the bikers horrible wig. Seriously, why use a random guy with a terrible wig who is also terrible at acting? I also felt so disturbed while watching the fight scenes. Punching someone can not be faked worse than that. It was like watching a Troma movie, but lack of humour. Seriously that wig ruined my whole day. Can't stop myself thinking WHY?! I liked the masks though. And still wonder what was that white stuff injected to her? Is it to tenderize or something. Anyway,there are thousands of slasher movies and i believe that movie makers have no right to mess it up.

I wanted to turn it off from the start but stopped myself from doing so because I wanted to see what happened. I wanted to know what they were. From the title I just assumed they were zombies or something, but I was wrong. The story line is the same story that we have been seeing and hearing for years. I sit here all of the time wondering when they are going to come up with new ideas. They keep making the same boring stuff over and over and over again. *yawn* Anyway, the acting was so bad that I wonder if they even know how off key and bad they actually sound when they are saying their lines. Honestly, I don't know what was worse, the boring over used story line, the bad acting or the biker dude's ugly fake hair. Oh well, if you want a good movie, this isn't it. If you want to waste some time, this is the movie for you. Bad, just bad.

Let me start by saying my time in "the office" is more interesting than this movie. For the slower readers I'm talking about my poop. I would rather watch a turtle sit in one spot for 10 hours, because that's how slow the fights are in this movie. I literally went to McDonald's and got myself a yummy milk shake before the biker dude punched the very poor actor. Wait, they're all bad at acting. I mean the guy that got shot twice in the stomach and died in front of his fiancée. What's up with that fiancée taking 20 minutes to actually help her future dead husband. She had the gun, could have shot the bikers, yet she runs out and gets shot first because she's a very challenged person. I'll admit though, that acting from her fiancée when he was dead was phenomenal. He deserves an Oscar for playing dead because that was the best acting during the entire film. I'll be honest though. I fell asleep 3 times. My girlfriend tried to wake me each time to continue watching the movie, and I politely nudged her away for waking me back into this nightmare of a film. My eyes are still trying to figure out what the hell I just watched. In all honesty... Burn this disk if you find it at a yard sale. Save the next person from wasting a minute of their life on this crap.