Dorm Daze 2

I usually enjoy a crazy, raunchy, comedy once in a while but this was just atrocious. I can't believe that people actually were paid to write it. I will admit that there were a couple of funny scenes but there was virtually no plot and minimal character development. I think the premise of this movie had some real possibilities in terms of delivering humour, with a plot. The American Pie films which are the same genre are far superior and I was expecting a similar product. Instead I found a disjointed somewhat vague plot, virtually no character development, jumps from event to event with little coherence. I felt very ripped off by the fact that I paid to rent this film. Very disappointing.

Having not seen the original Dorm Daze but seeing this sequel randomly, expected some laughs with a simple type plot. As a film, this film is painfully unfunny where you can tell the actors are trying really hard in being funny, that it comes across as cringe. A lot of characters are involved with many subplots occurring at the same time with most of them being uninteresting that it becomes a mess. Seemingly compared to the American Pie films but only a couple minutes and we see this is nowhere near the level. Only for late night viewing and even so, there are better options out there.

Never really seen the first Dorm Daze but I need to. This is Hollywood's version of a sofcore nudie flick with its sexually energized plot only there's not nearly enough breasts/*/cans. Danielle Fishel, China Shavers and Jennifer Lyons are way cool.

Dorm Daze 2 might as well be the pinnacle of terrible movies. It surely has not been seen by many people and it's somehow a sequel to Dorm Daze which is a mediocre film at best. DD2 is a near direct sequel with a lot of the cast returning from part 1. The plot is really unique, as it takes place on a cruise ship, which is as fictional as it can get but it's so funny at the same time. I found nearly every character to be likeable. Pete and Wang are my favourite. Booker is a ladies man, Rusty is a desperate virgin, Nomar is overly obsess with another girl played by Vida Guerra who can't act for her life. I won't spoil the plot but I'll say that it is mysterious just like the first movie. And the events surrounding the plot are entertaining including a stop in some village in Mexico or whatever where Pete and Wang are trying to find the craziest drug to smoke. Lots to pick and choose from in Dorm Daze 2. The cast is large, lots of sub plots, lots of bad acting and terrible dialogue, albeit laughable, dialogue. It's a great time. I think you'll love this movie.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life and I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lyons, Danielle Fishel and Vida Guerra. This is like it was filmed and written by high school kids. The adult content isn't even worth the view as its limited and lame.

This is starting to be a film that I see when flipping thru the channels (and darn if Fios has a lot) late night to see if anything good is on to watch. It is relatively painless on that level, though it is hard to imagine too many will find it worthwhile to watch the whole thing. It is one of those films, however, you can mindlessly watch parts of, especially if you aren't desiring to think much. Drinking or being half asleep will help here or something along those lines. The film is very frenetic -- it aims, especially during the extended play performance climax -- for slapstick style farce. I think it deserves a bit of love for at times managing to do this 1/2 well. It's not really that easy to do, especially with such a large cast. Take the scene where two characters are trying to get into mood for sex. While this is happening, other things occur, and it all comes together when one of the boob characters accidentally falls over the ledge (because of some other plot development), down to his butt ramming against the cabin window. A crowd of people come in while this occurs. Basically, I'm saying, it requires some degree of plotting the situations to put this all together. It isn't that funny, mind you, but I respected the skill of it all. Who expects much from a sequel to a film of this nature anyway? So, not much of a positive rating, but I do respect the effort. I think some of these people, including the creators of the film, might have enough talent that in another context, they could make a superior product.

"Lampoon" means to spoof something, so it is no surprise to learn on the DORM DAZE 2 d.v.d. extras that directors\producers David & Scott Hillenbrand's 2006 flick is a self-conscious parody of the Agatha Christie yarn MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (and since filming on a real train was cost prohibitive, they went on-location with the next best thing: the wooden-decked old Queen Mary ocean liner, moored for decades at a pier in Long Beach, CA). Since it appears really doubtful the Hillenbrands have attained the sixth-grade reading level necessary to tackle Christie's tome, it's clear they based their satire on the 1974 Sidney Lumet-directed film of the same title. Unfortunately, the correlations may be a little subtle to the casual DORM DAZE 2 viewer; as a public service, a smattering of the key tie-ins are listed below: The role of authority figure Hercule Poirot (Albert Finney on the 1935 train trip recreated by Lumet) becomes scheming drama professor Dean Dryer (Larry Drake), right down to the parlor-style climax scene so common to Poirot mysteries. Michael York's Count Andrenyi from ORIENT morphs into ship's captain Bunkley (Richard Riehl) in DAZE. Sexy Jacqueline Bisset played York's countess on ORIENT; DD * retiree Jasmine St. Clair portrays Mrs. Bunkley (with a secret identity as * actress "Summer Solstice") in DAZE. PSYCHO's Anthony Perkins is the shady Hector Willard MacQueen in ORIENT; Nicholas Shake is drink poisoner Dante in DAZE. Sir John Gielgud is ORIENT's Mr. Beddoes; Charles Shaughnessy is DAZE's jewel-thieving archaeologist Cavendish. Lauren Bacall becomes Mrs. Harriet Belinda Hubbard on the ORIENT, while China Jesusita Shavers is the student playwright Robin in DAZE. The Russian on the ORIENT EXPRESS is Princess Dragomiroff (Wendy Hiller); the Queen Mary's Russian--snapping her towel at the boy in the girls' shower--is Olga (Kinna McInroe). The colonels are Arbuthnot on the Orient (Sean Connery) and Eli ("too tall" Jeremy Howard) in DAZE. The pairing of Mr. Ratchett (Richard Widmark) and Greta Ohlsson (Ingrid Bergman) on the ORIENT EXPRESS is echoed by unicyclist Newmar (Tony Denman) and alleged virgin Violet (Vida Guerra) in DAZE. With Rachel Roberts playing the lost Hildegarde Schmidt in ORIENT, it is eerie that Jennifer Lyons (who says she's allergic to penicillin in real life) has the role of DAZE's budding lesbian Lynne. Since Martin Balsam is Signor Bianchi in ORIENT, it's no surprise dead ringer James DeBello plays the ship's pirate bartender and captain-killer Cliff in DAZE. Other tie-ins between these two cinematic efforts are too numerous to mention, but hopefully those touched upon above will be enough to whet the appetite of dedicated celluloid history buffs.

Sequel to "Dorm Daze" (which I didn't see). It involves a class of college kids aboard a huge liner where "hilarious" hijinks occur. We have the ugly repulsive guys trying to get laid, the horny virgins, the stoners, the nymphomaniacs, the girls who might be lesbians, the gratuitous female nudity and a kleptomaniac monkey (seriously). I was expecting very little and that's exactly what I got. Almost all the jokes are terrible and the plots are stupid. Also I've never seen such a poor distribution of plots. They go careening all over the place with no rhyme or reason. Also seriously--most of the male "stars" of this movie are out of shape and quite frankly ugly. Yet we have all these beautiful women falling all over themselves to get to them! This gets two stars for a few reasons--there's a bunch of fairly hot * men at the end (back view only), there are some funny jokes and some of the acting is not half bad (most of the women here are pretty good actors). But, all in all, this is a pretty bad t&a flick.

I usually enjoy a crazy, raunchy, comedy once in a while but this was just atrocious. I can't believe that people actually were paid to write it. I will admit that there were a couple of funny scenes but there was virtually no plot and minimal character development. I think the premise of this movie had some real possibilities in terms of delivering humour, with a plot. The American Pie films which are the same genre are far superior and I was expecting a similar product. Instead I found a disjointed somewhat vague plot, virtually no character development, jumps from event to event with little coherence. I felt very ripped off by the fact that I paid to rent this film. Very disappointing.

Lets face if you've rented this movie your either a fan of such crude, R-rated teen humour or REALLY REALLY STUPID. I mean if you didn't like movies like American Pie, Roadtrip etc etc than you have no business renting this movie. And if you've liked those movies and have seen the original Dorm Daze then you'll realise that this is a sequel to a not so great movie and scale down you expectations. BUT Being a fan of such movies and the fact that the DVD was unrated I didn't scale my expectations down to much (6/10) and popped the movie into the player. I immediately realised that this movie would at least meet my expectations (and may be even exceed it) when I realised that this movie wasn't going to be the story of one person but is going to involve a whole lot characters. (Thus removing the single biggest mistake film makers of such movie and their sequels make, i mean come on nobody in such movies has the talent to carry a whole film on his/her shoulders, by involving many characters you are able to hide many flaws and become much more flexible). The actors involved unfortunately look far from being teens but even then that hardly affects the movie. The pompous British professor, the fat captain, the tyrannical dean are all caricatures and neither hamper nor enhance the film. The film makes many attempts to revive and reinterpret old jokes such as the dead body (weekends at Bernie) etc but meets with only reasonable success. The movie does have its moments though, the naked hanging man and the 2 scenes involving the captains wive were a absolutely hilarious and had me falling out of my seat with laughter. The movie is ample eye candy and nudity from the extras, sadly the main stars (especially Vida Guera) do not expose. Still the chicks involved were hot and I'm not complaining. Acting, direction etc are not really important in such movie and due to the nature of the film (many characters, plots and sub-plots) ensure that any lapses on these fronts are easily ironed out. Even though I didn't think it were possible this movie actually had the potential to exceed expectations, but the good amount of Strictly OK scenes ensured that this movie only met my expectations. The DVD extras were nothing special and not worth mentioning.The movie is a mixed bag and we have a few money moments, hot chicks, nudity and a couple of absolutely hilarious scenes mixed mostly with a fair amount of not so funny moments, failed attempts and over the top scenes. In all an OK movie thats worth a rent if you are are a fan of such movies and are desperate to watch a movie of this type. -s fair amount of OK and not so OK scenes,cast strictly OK, no nudity from the stars. +/s caricaturish characters, DVD extras. +s 2 absolutely hilarious scenes (especially the captains wife),a mixed bag of funny jokes. Total 6/10( absolute and factoring in expectations)