Dark Light

source: Dark Light

Actors who can't act, a director who can't direct, writers who can't write, sound technicians who are clueless about sound, this one has everything. I have rarely seen such a bad film. From the first few minutes as you watch your jaw will slowly start descending to the floor and for the rest of the film you will sit in slack-jawed astonishment at the travesty which is being enacted before you. I thought at first that there is no way this can be serious but, horror of horrors, it is. Unbelievable that anyone could be so deluded as to put this nonsense together and have the sheer gall to present it to the public.

If the long winded phone call on speaker phone at the beginning is any indication of the decisions made in creating this annoying drivel, they better try to make this a good show for that audio- deafening blunder.

Have you ever considered making a movie using your cellphone, featuring your friends? Well, I guess your movie would be a lot better than this. The story is almost interesting, but sound, cinematography and acting quality are so bad that watching this is almost like torture. It is worse than most homemade amateur * movies. So many unnecessary camera moves and angle changes which is confusing and cheap, sound quality changes with camera moves, there is no sound management, it's like they've recorded sound using old cassette recorders and I guess the filming locations are not acoustic so sound echos. The acting is also trash and ridiculous, again, worse than most amateur porns. This is not an independent cult hidden gem. Avoid it.

I only made it about two minutes in. This was easily the worst acting and direction I've seen in ages. I was chuckling the whole time but life is too short to waste more than a couple of minutes on this.

source: Dark Light

Have you ever considered making a movie using your cellphone, featuring your friends? Well, I guess your movie would be a lot better than this. The story is almost interesting, but sound, cinematography and acting quality are so bad that watching this is almost like torture. It is worse than most homemade amateur * movies. So many unnecessary camera moves and angle changes which is confusing and cheap, sound quality changes with camera moves, there is no sound management, it's like they've recorded sound using old cassette recorders and I guess the filming locations are not acoustic so sound echos. The acting is also trash and ridiculous, again, worse than most amateur porns. This is not an independent cult hidden gem. Avoid it.

If the long winded phone call on speaker phone at the beginning is any indication of the decisions made in creating this annoying drivel, they better try to make this a good show for that audio- deafening blunder.

I only made it about two minutes in. This was easily the worst acting and direction I've seen in ages. I was chuckling the whole time but life is too short to waste more than a couple of minutes on this.

Actors who can't act, a director who can't direct, writers who can't write, sound technicians who are clueless about sound, this one has everything. I have rarely seen such a bad film. From the first few minutes as you watch your jaw will slowly start descending to the floor and for the rest of the film you will sit in slack-jawed astonishment at the travesty which is being enacted before you. I thought at first that there is no way this can be serious but, horror of horrors, it is. Unbelievable that anyone could be so deluded as to put this nonsense together and have the sheer gall to present it to the public.