Danny Doom

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A showcase of zero talent. No script, no actors, no direction, no lightning, no production design, no wardrobe, nothing. This would be a great movie... if it was produced by 12 year-olds. Adults with a fully developed brain and an awareness of what a "movie" is shouldn't be doing this kind of thing.

Did a few middle school kids make this boring film? Who wasted their time and money making this no talent movie. Boy wants girl girl doesn't want guy... Everything else is just dumb.

Danny is an orbiter to a girl that doesn't see him as a romantic partner. Instead of improving his lot in life, hitting the gym and learning how to socialize properly, he puts a contact lens on and some fake tattoos. The girl he is after whom he constantly annoyed the heck out of turns him down because his real self is a desperate kid that thinks women are morons and go for "bad guys". Ever hear of Elliot Rogers? Anyway, staying true to the terrible script, his love interest actually falls for it because the director obviously thinks women are morons and as 1 dimensional as this film portrays them to be. It's like the script was written by an someone that spent too much time on certain image boards and has a manifesto. I really don't understand how the heck this film got made. Like people actually sat around a table, read the script and thought "yeah. This looks good. Lets pour energy into making this". Don't watch this. Just don't. Watch the trailer and you'll see why.

It was kinda fun to watch, nothing special, nothing serious. One simple movie. Compared to other b-grade, low budget movies it wasn't bad. That's why I rated it 7 stars. Would I recommend it??? Not really unless one has nothing better to do.

Trailer—Danny Doom

Danny Doom