Clownface

We watched it it was s at probably watch it again and show everyone and family and friends probably watch it again just wanted to let everyone know. Just wanted to let everyone know ok your welcome.

We watched it it was s at probably watch it again and show everyone and family and friends probably watch it again just wanted to let everyone know. Just wanted to let everyone know ok your welcome.

One year after her roommate's disappearance, a woman trying to get on with her life comes across a stranger investigating a series of murders around town who claims a deadly clown as the culprit instead which leads her to find the serial killer is real and must save her friends from his rampage. This is a highly underwhelming and barely watchable genre effort. Among the main problems here is the outright wasting of time that makes this one go far longer than necessary. The antics between the roommates and her boyfriend before the murders goes on forever before that happens, the scenes of him out meeting locals in the woods for his study, or the absolutely inane storyline reacquainting with the former friends at the nightclub only to realize it's all a flashback just eat up so much time throughout here. That all of these scenes cause all of the slashings to be sporadic and confined to later makes this sluggish to get started. Likewise, there are also several issues with the underwhelming story that makes for a seemingly chaotic time. Not giving a reason for who anyone is or their connection to anyone else here just makes it next to impossible to figure out what's going on, as the stranger investigating everything has no motivation for doing so and the useless reacquainted friend just muddle up the storyline. The lives of the residents around the village, the non-reveals about the killer or just spending so much time waiting until everything is out and accepted cause this to feel scattershot and completely random. The other real issue here is the troublesome and non-threatening killer on display. He's no on-screen often enough to really get a feel for what he's capable of, and when he is the utterly cheap mask and out-of-shape beer-belly makes for a far-from-imposing figure. Add onto that the nonsensical ploy about kidnapping the roommate and holding her captive rather than killing her the second he could which makes for a truly lame subplot and removes any sense of fear out of the killer with this behavior. The end result is a laughably inept main villain and is the biggest reason holding this down along with the other factors. About the only thing that otherwise works here is the final half of this one where it features some enjoyable elements for once. The stalking scenes at the party aren't bad and feature some decent enough kills, especially with the rampage where he slaughters the fleeing teens although it is almost undone by one of the stupidest writing choices possible to carry on. Thankfully, the series of cat-and-mouse stalking in the underground tunnels gets this one back into the good graces as this packs a few solid surprises, decent suspense, and some energy to boot. It's just too little too late to save it. Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language.

If you've seen "Friday 13th" or anything similar, you've seen this film, ie a physically formidable individual who materialises out of thin air to murder people indiscriminately. Such films generally lack all but the most rudimentary of plots, ie ie a physically formidable individual who materialises out of thin air to murder people indiscriminately. This one does have a plot of sorts, the previously unsolved murder of a man in gruesome circumstances and the disappearance of his better half, who is presumed murdered. A dude turns up a year or so after the murder to investigate, and he has a strange tale to tell, namely he came face to face with the killer in gruesome circumstances when he was a young boy. The one person he tells doesn't believe him, until she discovers Google. Suddenly, there are more murders, many of them, and a showdown. That's as good as it gets. Good?

Yeah, that almost everything I have to say about this movie... it exists, which is bad enough already. I love b grade, low budget serial killer movies. The more ridiculous the plot and the murderer character the better! But Clownfave, the killer, not the whole movie, was a seriously boring character... Don't you love seeing that one 10/10 review in a sea of 2s and 3s?? It's actually hilarious and I hope that movie crew staff member DONT STOP REVIEWING THEIR OWN MOVIES! Please, keep doing this, I need a laugh every now and then. Even if I'm laughing at how pathetic and sad people can be... I mean... do you really think that we're stupid enough to believe that your a viewer who just happened to see and LOVE this movie? Or do you just not care? Anyway, don't stop, please?

Trust me, DO NOT waste your time with this... this... IDK what to call it but it was horrible. Not even worth listing the details.

Sorry not sorry. You could've maybe made a great 10min movie about this? but this is just horrible and bad.

*NON-SPOILER* Looking at the reviews I didn't have much expectation for this film. I knew it was low budget to begin with so that was no problem. One problem that I do have is the change of volume during scenes as they play through and going from one scene to another. It needed to be equalised so that frustrated me a bit whilst watching. The main actors in the film did a very good job but the bit-part actors, I won't name anybody but it was so fake it made me sink my head into my hands with cringe. As for the storyline of the film, like I said on other reviews, there was no real explanation of the history as to why these killings were happening, but all in all I don't regret watching it and a lot of these lower budget films, I do, but I give them all a shot, so... I would recommend seeing this, although without giving anything away, I think it could've ended a bit better!

This is a low budget British looking film. It is not scary nor suspenseful at all. The acting is bad and so one by dimensional that you cannot be bothered to care about any of the characters. It is predictable and plain boring from start to finish.

I lost interest after about 10 minutes in this poorly acted and directed movie which is a so called horror flick, but saw it through to the end as I do with all films. It's not quite Haloween is it? Even though that's the sort of murderer they had in mind. Please don't waste your time watching this!