Cannibal Corpse Killers

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But, I gotta give credit for having some sexy BBWs in the movie. Love BBWs. Outside of that, pretty much amateur hour high school level production with a bunch of zipperheads who are not credible as bad asses. But the fat ass BBWs are nice.

If you're familiar with mojave, you'll love this movie. I recognized areas such as the trona pinnacles and the closed down Mowawk gas station in Oro grande. It's not a high budget film by any means but I enjoyed it more than any of the new movies coming out.

Watch the preview and I guarantee you'll pass on this garbage.

I love zombie flicks. I even love bad zombie flicks. There's a certain humor to the awfulness of b-movie horror. But, this garbage was just that - a reeking pile of crap. It wasn't funny. It wasn't realistic in any way. It was just a waste of time, effort and energy. Who green lit this? The acting was just awful. The dialogue was stupid and pure nonsense. *SPOILER ALERT* The characters did things that made no sense at all - let me just sit here in the middle of nowhere and allow this thing to gnaw on my thigh. Also, shooting this film was a mess too - some dialogue was unintelligible. The demon-whatever-they-were floating in the air was just bad and unfocused (literally and figuratively). But hey, you know it must be bad since I am writing the first review for a film that is already 2 years old. Move on. Nothing to see here. Even Navy Seals vs. Zombies was better than this - and that was awful!

source: Cannibal Corpse Killers

But, I gotta give credit for having some sexy BBWs in the movie. Love BBWs. Outside of that, pretty much amateur hour high school level production with a bunch of zipperheads who are not credible as bad asses. But the fat ass BBWs are nice.

Cannibal Corpse Killers (2017) is a movie I recently watched on Tubi. The storyline follows a group of survivors after a nuclear Holocaust who try to survive in a world with cannibal zombies. They find an opportunity to reverse the cannibal outbreak. Can the pack of survivors take a huge step to saving the world? This movie is directed by Joaquin Montalvan (The Hole) and stars Katherine Norland (Snapped), Charlotte Bjornbak (Weeds), Dennis Haggard (Mobius) and Theresa Holly (Legend of the Hillbilly Butcher). The movie has a fun opening for the characters with some great killing and introductions. The settings and weapons were fun and the gore during the kill sequences were better than they should be. This is an obvious low budget movie and the look and feel often portray that, but I felt they did a good job with what they had to work with. The dialogue and script was also clever and funny in many sequences, but the acting is a bit uneven and inconsistent. This is one of those movies that isn't good, you only need to watch once, but is worth a viewing. I'd score this a 5.5/10.

If you're familiar with mojave, you'll love this movie. I recognized areas such as the trona pinnacles and the closed down Mowawk gas station in Oro grande. It's not a high budget film by any means but I enjoyed it more than any of the new movies coming out.

I love zombie flicks. I even love bad zombie flicks. There's a certain humor to the awfulness of b-movie horror. But, this garbage was just that - a reeking pile of crap. It wasn't funny. It wasn't realistic in any way. It was just a waste of time, effort and energy. Who green lit this? The acting was just awful. The dialogue was stupid and pure nonsense. *SPOILER ALERT* The characters did things that made no sense at all - let me just sit here in the middle of nowhere and allow this thing to gnaw on my thigh. Also, shooting this film was a mess too - some dialogue was unintelligible. The demon-whatever-they-were floating in the air was just bad and unfocused (literally and figuratively). But hey, you know it must be bad since I am writing the first review for a film that is already 2 years old. Move on. Nothing to see here. Even Navy Seals vs. Zombies was better than this - and that was awful!