Bromates

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There was a few funny scenes here and there so I won't say it was all terrible. The cast did a good job with terrible writing and production.... Even the set designs were very bad. Other than that the storyline was all over the place and seemed like there was no real flow. Although the cameos were cool they seemed odd and forced. The characters just had no fit in the story at all. The acting was not as bad as the writing but it wasn't great either. It was on par for other B movies in this genre. Overall it's worth watching if you have nothing else to watch and if you can get thru it once I guarantee you will never speak or think of this movie ever again.

I shut it off after 10 minutes. I knew even then that this was a horrible movie. Jokes were not funny and the acting it's terrible. I would not recommend this movie to a blind and deaf person. I shut it off after 10 minutes. I knew even then that this was a horrible movie. Jokes were not funny and the acting it's terrible. I would not recommend this movie to a blind and deaf person. I shut it off after 10 minutes. I knew even then that this was a horrible movie. Jokes were not funny and the acting it's terrible. I would not recommend this movie to a blind and deaf person. I shut it off after 10 minutes. I knew even then that this was a horrible movie. Jokes were not funny and the acting it's terrible. I would not recommend this movie to a blind and deaf person.

The movie opened with all the new age tech cliché lifestyles and all new world problems. Terrible cringe comedy. The plot is very boring. I feel like they tried to make this funny by throwing Snoop Dog in and the old pot skit, but it was very redundant, I feel like I saw this in an another movie. Comedy is tasteless, the characters are pitiful. I wanted to turn in off so many times. The characters are so boring. This is all I wanted to say but I have to write out all of the characters I guess. So here are all of the characters filled out for you and I still hate this movie with passion. Don't waste your time.

What happens when you get a gay guy, a black guy, a brown guy and a typical millennial beta wimp all together (no really, this wishful diversity party actually exists in Hollywood and precisely nowhere else in the world) and make a movie based on stereotypes with no real evident talent in the writing, character or plot department. In fairness, the black guy is quite funny on occasion but clearly he only gets work because Kevin Hart is too expensive these days. So we are left with a gross out comedy in the style of the Farrelly brothers, but without the talent. Today's review was brought to you by the word : implausible.

Bromates is one of those movies that is kind of a guilty pleasure. It has an amazing cast who, for the most part, actually do a pretty good job with their performances with what they were given. At the end of the day the film is a comedy & it did make me laugh multiple times. Unfortunately what this movie lacks is a compelling story, or for that matter a story at all. However the movie also doesn't take itself serious so it allows me to not take it seriously as well. So considering that i did have some laughs while viewing this movie, I was able to enjoy the movie enough to comfortably say that for me (movies are subjective to everyone) this film was not a total busy. This was a comedy that didn't take itself serious & I laughed while not taking it serious.

Put "Natioan Lampoon's" in front of this title and you get the idea wht level the humor has sunk to in this film. It's quite simply HORRIBLE. Strangely, the acting and cast are pretty good. I had no problems with the directing either. The problem is the script. It stinks. The writing is below 8th grade level. Way below. I cant even say it's sophormoric. It's lower than that. I don't think even 12 year olds will find this humor funny. Not really sure how a flick this horrendous gets backing to be made. I mean anyone who read the scrit had to know i was a complete stinker. They HAD to. And what did they pay Snoop Dog to be in this?

From the music score and also comedic level of entertaining our entrusting moments of heart. This really reminded me that we can still bring comedy to so many things. For example picking on each character with ought being rude or predictable. I'm gay. The gay character happening to be hilarious but not in the form of a straight predominately male movie. All of it was hilarious. I enjoyed every bit. Mr. Lil Rell was amazing. The main actor held his so well. The entire cast was so damn good. I really enjoyed this!! I will also say it has a message of. How to get over someone. But the bigger message is how to have close friends around you no matter where they come from. Just embrace the support system you have. It's important. Stevie Boi.

While this movie has good overall production and actors, the script is too weak to deliver anything but bland scenes we've seen before and humor written by an elderly producer that has "always worked," which of course makes it drum-roll unfunny in 2022. The story is the same as always too, beginning with the Odd Couple scenario, but less funny, moving on to the Bad Boys routine, but tame and mundane, then finally the CW version of character growth ("I realize now I only wanted to be with ____ because I _____") offering nothing new. Even Mr. Dogg's appearance didn't save this trite muck, so I'd definitely avoid this movie if you have a life.

My expectations for Bromates were admittedly low (somewhat non-existent) and typically, that would afford a movie a few extra stars. I assumed it would follow the same formula as movies like Oldschool, The Hangover, or The 40 Year Old Virgin - you know, bro-comedies. Frankly, if Bromates had half the charm of one of the second rate movies of that genre (ie Neighbors) - I would have gone about my business and had no reason to write a review. That said, I found the writing to be so formulaic, so lackluster, so void of any original characters, situations, relationships, hardships, etc that I felt compelled to write on it. I laughed zero times. I predicted all the punchlines. I found the friendships to be so unbelievable that it distracted from any potentially funny interactions. In DVD form, you'd find this movie in the bargain-bin at Walgreens between a copy of Free Willy 2 and a box of Mike and Ike's that someone discarded right before checkout. The writers should have to pay to have their names expunged from the IMDB page.