Breaking Wind

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If there is zero, quarter and half of 10 I would have set it to zero. The movie is so disgusting Characters are stupid. Sabotage Jacob's prestige No have anything good of movie.

I have a policy about always watch a movie to the end, no matter what, until this movie I only strayed away from that twice this was my third. Sometimes you watch a movie and says wow this is bad, but still enjoyable to watch somehow, this is not such a movie, i know a spoof is supposed to make fun of a movie (or more movies) and they are not meant to be taken serious, but all the gags and "fun" stuff in this movie wasn't even trying to make you laugh, most movies have something redeemable, i have thought really hard about trying to find something good, I just can't they even tried pulling in danny Trejo, I love the guy, I find him overused he gets way to many "bad" parts in movies, and this one is the worst I've ever seen him in, the writing is so poor in general in this movie, the acting isn't as bad as in "The room" bad acting, its just soulless and bland, none of the characters were anything you would care about, even having characters evil and not lovable makes you kind off have feelings for them, even though bad feelings, none of these had that. The only one i loved was Emma Bell's character, all those feeling she had in that movie (40 mins i could stand before i had to give in) was my feelings exact. All in all me giving a 1 rating doesn't automatically mean the movie isn't enjoyable to watch, even bad movies can give a good time, this wasn't any of those times, but i guess watching something this bad makes you really appreciate watching something good, I just don't hope I'm so damaged that my ratings will be pulled up 1 star for the next few movies i watch, because they are better then this one.

With a title containing all the wit and wisdom of a nine year old, I kept my expectations exceedingly low, i.e. Tempe Video level. The movie is NOT a spoof on "Breaking Dawn" but rather a spoof on "Eclipse." "Breaking Dawn" is spoofed the last few minutes of the film. Breaking wind is something grossly associated with the wolves and Bella. It is overly used in the beginning of the film as well as the low brow sexual humor is excessive. There is a discussion of size of all the main characters sexual organs. "Cavernous" was used to describe Bella (Heather Ann Davis) who subscribes to "Ebony Thunder" magazine. Edward (Eric Callero) has some issues with sex that blue pills can't help. Frank Pacheco portrays a rather portly shirtless Jacob who engages in a lot of toilet, implanting, and marking territory humor. The overly excessive low brow humor diminishes to a tolerable level after Danny Trejo explains the story of the wolves and vampires. It is a humorous story, one I enjoyed as he confounds various movies into one tale. At this point the comedy becomes more of a real movie satire and relies less on cheap body part humor. I thought the actors played a good spoof role, although they should have done another take at the end with the child actors. The film is supposed to be campy, and had they started with Danny Trejo or redid the gross beginning, it would easily be 4 stars. The spoof of people's dislike for Bella's repulsive character did give me some LOL moments. As far as "Twilight" spoofs go, I would rank this above "Taintlight" but below "Vampires Suck." F-bomb, sex spoof including oral and descriptions of gay sex, drawn human body parts, and fake male organs

I won't go into any details. The movie is called Breaking Wind for a reason. I could have made a better spoof of Twilight with a smart phone. This is the first review I have ever written because I felt compelled to warn people that they may in fact have a stroke during this pile of trash. The spoofs of old, like Airplane and The Naked Gun have given way to the worst of the worst, and this movie is so bad I do not even have a word for it. I assume this movie is like going through drug withdrawals because I was in the floor in brutal pain and agony. I made it to the end without croaking, but it was close. If you plan on watching this, then have an oxygen tank ready along with speed dial to 911 in case of impending death.

I write this review as a fan of bad movies in general. I've tried to watch my way through lists of the worst movies ever and thus came upon this film. So please take that into consideration when I say that this movie belongs near the top of my "Most Hated" list. It's worse than the Friedberg/Seltzer parodies and far less creative than anything the Wayans brothers have done. It is truly one of the most demented cultural products I have ever witnessed. That all of the jokes consist in flatulence, excrement. The viewer is subjected to a 71 minute barrage of content that ranges from the lazy to the outright revolting, such that I am baffled that anyone involved in the production of this movie ever thought anyone might enjoy it. Scene after scene is revealed to be nothing more than the set-up for someone having diarrhea or snot in their nose. To top it off, the movie concludes by mocking various online videos of Twilight fans gushing about how much they loved Eclipse. At this point, the full enormity of Breaking Wind is clear. No one connected with the making of this movie has any right to criticize Twilight fans for anything. Yes, their fandom is excessive and embarrassing, but I'll take that any day over this movie that revels in its own vulgarity and offensiveness and a filmmaker that takes a cynical delight in assaulting the sensibilities of his audience. Finally, it's worth noting that if you haven't seen the Twilight films, a decent number of the "jokes" in this movie will be incomprehensible to you. It relies heavily on its audience having watched multiple movies of the Twilight saga, making it unclear exactly who it is trying to reach. It's not funny, not competent, not creative, and not worth anyone's time watching.

Absolutely awful. I repeat absolutely awful. The sexual references is horrendous and felt like I was back in junior high. "Gag me with a spoon" awful. I stopped after the small colons entered ... Ugh. Couldn't handle any more and I watch pretty crappy movies to the end.

This movie sucks. I didn't laugh once. I'm so tired of these horrible "Scary Movie" knock off parodies. Leave it to the Wayans brothers please.

I felt so sick watching this. Just like everyone else here, the sexual connotation in this movie just totally made me puke. Here I was sitting there with my sister thinking, this would be a cool parody to watch and have a laugh over Friday night and boy we were wrong! We felt so disgusted by it! A parody supposed to be funny and we wasted 75 minutes of our lives that we will never get back again watching this lame movie. And a chubby Jake leading a few other chubby werewolves that was just like sad. Plus a little Cullen? Like what? Just a disappointment! there were no jokes in this, we didn't even laugh, I mean how can we? When every lines were literally about sex, blow jobs and cums? 👎👎👎👎👎👎

I hate the Twilight movies so much that I thought a parody making fun of them would be enjoyable. I was so wrong and so disgusted that I had to watch it at 2x speed just to force my way through it, hoping it would get better. Like the Twilight movies, it only got worse. The opening scene focused on some loser "breaking wind" and spouting the F-word a few times. (I hope that does not count as a spoiler.) This movie set an all time record for being the worst movie ever in less than 30 seconds. Every joke (and I use the term loosely as I was anything but laughing) was about sex organs, sex toys, sex positions, and sex motions. Throw in a few F-words to pace the dialog and use other profanities to drive it home and you have the entire movie, wishing that the DVD kiosk had not offered to rent it to you for $0.50 off the regular price as a means of "sucking" you in. The ONE joke I laughed at was a reference to the Sesame Street Count which was appropriate since I too was counting off the minutes wasted in SSC fashion. I could not wait for this horrible and disgusting movie to end, and you will hate yourself for wasting even 40 minutes of your life at 2x speed. To drag it out another 10 minutes (which was pointless since 99% of the audience had already left), fake fan reactions were added to the credits, hence the additional F-words. I gave it one star just to show I voted.