Boa vs. Python

This movie is a great movie if your with your friends and are looking for a good movie to laugh at, but if your one of those people with no sense of humor to bad acting, bad special effects, and major plot holes then you would probably hate this movie and just like the nudity in scene 3. Me and my friends were looking for a good movie to watch at first we thought we would watch a real movie like Friday night lights or man on fire, but then we saw some really cheesy movies and thought they would be much better. We eventually narrowed it down to Frankenfish, Monster Man, and Boa vs. Python. We went with Boa vs. Python we were not disappointed. This movie is basically about a rich guy who has nothing better to do than to hunt giant animals. He has a giant python flown in and in most monster films the snake escapes. The rich guy and his posse of hunters have to hunt the snake on private property now while the government catches wind of his snake problems and tries to kill it with there own equally large snake (the boa named Betty). Thats where I'll leave you to rent or buy this movie. I don't know if the director tried to make a real B monster movie or just the amazing comedy it is, because some on the action scenes were way over the top and unrealistic. Like in the beginning with the Dolphin lady and mullet marine man, or most of scenes with Roddick like his escape from the military base and his flamethrower scene with the cigar. So this would be a good movie to watch with your friends, but if your just watching at home alone i don't think you would catch the true beauty of this movie

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** HERE MIGHT BE SPOILERS ** Businessman Broddick (Kendrick) and his girlfriend Eve (Boris) is setting up a big game hunt for rich people. The object of their hunt, a gigantic python. However, the python escapes and start killing people and wrecking havoc outside Philadelphia. Agent Sharpe (Woller) is in charge of the authorities hunt and recruit Monica (Bergman) and snake-specialist Emmet (Hewlett). His plan is to use Emmet's equally giant boa, equip it with Monica's sensor implants, and set it loose to search for the python, so he and his team can go in and capture both the boa and python. At the same time, Broddick and Eve assembles their own team of hunters. The two teams then start the hunt unbeknownst of each other. And the two giant snakes hunt everything that moves. First, let me point out, the plot is silly. And unfortunately the computer graphics of the two giant snakes are at some points really bad. The cast, neither very famous nor completely unknown, is actually better than I expected, without really turning in an awesome performance. I guess it is hard in a movie like this. Then there are the other effects which also is better than expected. Also a positive surprise, is the effort put into extras and so, actually bringing the army to more than a jeep and four soldiers. So, it is not all bad, however all nice efforts by both cast and producers is in vain, because the plot is not at all good. 4/10

There are some things that just have to be seen to be believed and this is definitely one of them. The plot goes rocketing off the dumb o meter with its cheaply rendered giant snakes being stalked by a ridiculous assortment of (mostly) * actors who've been given their first 'proper' part in a 'real' film. No doubt all of them have since reprised their former roles, though I doubt that even the * industry would take them back after this. That this movie was even conceived beggars belief. That it was actually MADE for what must have been at least a couple of million dollars (about 10 of which were spent on the special effects)is frankly disturbing. Having said that, it is essential viewing. You are unlikely to see so many mistakes being made on this scale ever again...and on a few transcendent occasions a genuine B Movie effect is achieved. The fact is though, that this film sucks so badly that there will be no air left in the universe by the time you finish watching it.

This movie sucks big time. Let me start off by saying the acting was absolutely terrible. Go to acting school. You're worse than Hilary Duff. After you get over the acting the special effects of the snakes are very terrible. I was laughing every time the snakes were on screen. And there are some plot holes too like... the runner of the big snake hunt says he's only inviting the rich and powerful, but dad and son arrive in a station wagon saying "Wife got the truck". That son and dad were the worse actors in this dreadful movie. That's saying something. The only good part of the movie was when that chick in the beginning of the film was washing naked in slow-mo. That was awesome. Other than that this movie sucked big time. Stay away. You'll never get over watching this film if you don't. Rating 2/10

I rented this flick while in the mood for some pretty cheesy schlock to continue my search for the worst movie ever made (this is a personal quest because no three people can agree on what is the worst movie ever). This flick combines two CGI giant snakes that previously had their own pieces of celluloid, but it isn't a sequel to either franchise. Some schmucks decided that they wanted to hunt a giant python that turned out to be a renegade human killer (big surprise). It escaped and started hiding out in a water treatment plant (another big surprise). So the government gets a woman who is working with transplants that can transmit animal brain waves and a guy with a giant boa (Houston, we have a title). So they sent this boa after the python (great idea, put two blood thirsty giant snakes in a confined area together). Throw in some special forces, idiot hunters going after the snake and you've got a movie. This was pretty crappy. Forget it unless you love the giant CGI snake thing.

This is the first time that I ever routed for the snake. Her name was Betty the boa. The movie isn't awful nor is it the greatest but it is great and that is why I gave it an "8". Betty is sent after a killer python and a one point from the actor's standpoint, it looks like (which we don't see on the screen) is the snakes mating. But they aren't. One girl accidentally kills Betty's eggs and Betty squishes her to death. Mother instinct. The python eats one of her eggs and Betty made sure at the end that the python got it. You can tell the difference between the two snakes because the boa is red and the python is green. Mother Betty reunites with her eggs at the end. By the way, the bad guy is nailed near the end and he deserved it too.

This movie is everything you would expect it to be: a complete and utter piece of crap. No resemblance except the special effects style with the previous film, BOA, which was a pretty good film. This has to do with a rich stud who arranges big game hunts for rich losers, only his big game – a giant reticulated python – gets lost in the wilds outside Philadelphia and the FBI decides to borrow some scientist's giant boa to capture it. The plot gets even sillier after that. The effects are cheesy – low budget CGI although the camera work and editing is very good. Characters are mindless and moronic – most of them created just for former playmates to show off their toots&assetts at the expense of a relevant or interesting storyline. That said, however, I must confess that crimson-haired co-star Angel Boris was intoxicatingly attractive in all of her scenes. But the storyline is the movie's biggest fault – there's no attempt to even be logical or literate, and even the suggestion that the movie is half comedy doesn't excuse the story's lapses in intelligence.

I had pinned high hopes on this movie for two reasons. 1. I'm fascinated with snakes. 2. Jaime Bergman. The movie was worth watching for most of the special effects. Most of the time, the snakes looked real and very menacing. I was totally into that, but they didn't really show them enough and, to be honest, they didn't really fight all that much either. The contrast in color between the two snakes was a nice touch, too. I would love to have a snake like the red one in the move (smaller of course). The movie was missing something, however, even though I can't quite put my finger on it. Even after overlooking the fact that both Boas and Pythons are constrictors and don't bite off their food like a dog would, or leave half a body lying around, I still felt something was missing. Wish I could tell you what it was, but it felt a little empty. You have to admit, seeing a few of the bad guys having the life constricted out of them would have had a longer lasting effect than the quick snaps the snake was taking out of them and then seeing them unhinge their jaw to swallow a human whole would have been great to see as well, but, oh well, what can you do? One thing that was definitely missing, as my fellow reviewer "Dr. Gore" had stated in an earlier review, was natural beauty Jaime Bergman's lack of sexiness with her character. Not necessarily missing the nudity, although that would have been nice as she has a body better than most in Hollywood, but a little more in that area would have been nice. Angel Boris did do more than enough to compensate for Bergman with the T&A for this film though, so it wasn't a complete loss in that area. Also, I was unaware they had movies for both the Boa and the Python previously, so I didn't know this was another combination of two movie serpents in separate films. It didn't feel like either one had anything to do with the past at all. Not a bad movie overall, it's worth seeing if you got an hour and a half to spare. I gave this movie 6 out of 10.