Aliens vs. College Girls

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What can we say.... simply sublime movie... from the Olsen twins in the opening scene to the tentacles at the end. Absolute roller coaster. The puns, cult references, and brilliant CGI makes this a instant classic. Would recommend to a friend. If I had one.

In the year 2140, party spacecraft Titan 1C hits an ice meteor and a group escapes to the surface below in a pod. On the surface, they encounter an "Alien" type creature which enters their body and turns them into a "Predator" style creature. This production is designed to be a soft-core cult film like the classic "Flesh Gordon." The script writing failed. It was not clever in any way and they totally failed to make an entertaining film, even when the include * stars Bree Olson and Layla Price. Bree sets a personal record by keeping her top on for the first six minutes of the film. Layla couldn't make it past the credits. The low budget aspect also hampered any chance for a decent script. Great idea, extremely poorly executed. Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (Layla Price, Bree Olson, Jennifur Miller aka Jin N Tonic)

Ok, if you are taking this movie serious and putting it up against high budget films like the real Predator films you are truly watching the wrong movie. This is a SPOOF folks... it's supposed to be fun and cheesy and campy. It's not trying to be the next Aliens! On that level it delivers in spades. From the opening scene you know you are watching a space comedy and the other reviewers who have given it a one are too dense to see the obvious. How could you take this movie serious? It's a total goof, So grab a beer, or a bong, or both, sit back and enjoy the fun.

Of course I knew this was going to be a bad movie. I mean, just look at the movie's cover / poster. But still, I decided to sit down and watch it, on the odd chance that the movie might actually be worthwhile watching. Needless to say that the 2017 movie "Predator World" (aka "Aliens vs. Titanic") was abysmal. It was so bad, in fact, that I only managed to endure about 50 minutes of the prolonged suffering. Then I just couldn't take it anymore and gave up, throwing the towel in the ring. The CGI in this movie were atrociously bad. It is hard to comprehend how a movie made in 2017 can have CGI graphics that looks like something from a computer game from the early 1990s. It was just such an eyesore to look at. This movie also had some questionable acting performances, but then again, with a script and storyline as lacking and laughable as they had to work with, whom can blame them. Do yourself a favor and stay well clear of this movie. I am rating it a mere two - and a very generous two, mind you - out of ten stars.

Someone trying to make a joke and not succeeding at it is sad and ultimately uncomfortable for everyone watching the embarrassment. That's this movie. If you have fun watching bad movies that are purposely made as a joke or to pick on the movie industry, watch Thankskilling. This movie is atrocious, not because it stunk, but because they missed the mark in even trying to make it stink for a laugh. The elephant in the room took a huge dump and that elephant is their effort at being anything other than a geeky teen with his first video recorder who tells tired jokes to fit in and ultimately fails across the board.

Brought to us by Girls and Corpses, which I don't think is a porno mag, and known in other countries as Aliens vs Titanic, Titanic 3, Predator Planet and Predator World (>>???), Aliens vs College Girls begins on a hairy girl's butt cheeks, and it's all blue and hanging from there. If you expected anything else from this film that what i got, which I did, then you dumb. Aliens vs College Girls sets itself apart from other 'VS' films, which the Asylum made famous, due to it's softcore nudity and due to the film being a sci-fi horror spoof which is not as common an approach within the VS films cannon for lack of a better description, as you would think. It's these two elements, the tatas and the tee hees which make Aliens vs College Girls a film difficult to get angry at as it's evident this film was tailor made for a very niche audience. There's a point to everything i feel. Aliens vs College Girls accomplishes its commercial requirements, however strained and desperate they might be. Some voices will say that this is entertainment. Let me assure you though, that I am not one of those voices. The only entertainment I get out of this film will be due to this review. Aliens vs College Girls has porno grade video quality, horrifically ugly screen filters that look like they were achieved through Windows Movie Maker, and those very familiar quirks of the cinematography on disparate low budget productions which are poor framing and extremely limited coverage. I won't harp upon the script or the acting because it's an unambitious story with a very game cast that perform considerable amounts of lewd acts for what they obviously knew was a sexploitation parody of the Sci-fi horror genre. It is what it is, pathetic, but understandable. It has a personality which is something you can not say for all films on this level. But is it funny? No. Right, Aliens vs College Girls is a piece of crap that didn't make me irate because I don't think it's worth getting irate at films that have clear goals and achieve them. Yep, even though on a technical basis, the film is painful to look at, I do feel this film will find an audience, even though that audience will never be someone like me.

Sorry. It might have been a real whacky, zany, time in the rehearsal studio. But I just could not handle something so juvenile and poorly made. Life is too short to waste on supporting some child's idea of spank bank filler.

I don't believe that, this movie was Filmed in 2017 !!!!!!!!!!

I have read the other reviews and thought I would give my point of view. By no means is this film the most expensive one made, far from it. I would imagine if they spent more than a grand on costumes then they were ripped off. But, if you want a laugh after 10 pints and copious amounts of shorts with your mates then you can't go really wrong with this one. I am giving it 10/10 because if there was a category for cheesy cheap films with a lot of breasts and simulated sex then it deserves this score. If I am to rate it against multi-million pound blockbusters then it's a 1.