Alien Autopsy

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The 'alien autopsy' was stupid and so is this film. From start to finish all I could think about was if my car had been broken into outside the cinema and if Macdonalds was still open. Ant and Dec should stick to Saturday morning TV when anybody with any sense is still in bed! What more can I say about this film? nothing, I'm not wasting anymore time on it. Wasted enough watching it. And MacDonalds was still open so it didn't make it a wasted journey to the cinema :P -neil

Oh no, it's the polar opposites of Laurel and Hardy: Not at all funny and absolutely no talent whatsoever. What was the point? This is worse than the 1970s Love Boat pilot, the only reason I went to see this movie was because of the two talented actors Omid Djalili and Harry Dean Stanton were in it, hang on, wasn't Harry Dean Stanton in another movie that contained an Alien? Is it me, or would it have been funnier if Harry had sat the boy down to show him his movie and the movie "Alien" came on? Now that would have been funny. Scary Movie 5 anyone? As well as Omid starring in his own Alien movie in 1999, Notting Hill. Well, you have to be Alien to be in a movie with Hugh Grant, don't you? This is freaking me out, all this "Alien" conspiracy, where's my bed, I need to hide. The only funny bit were the young girls grinning at everyone as she took our money and the other who took our tickets as we went in, even the Manageress , who we know well, said, "It's just not pulling them in, this one", thanks, after I've just paid my money. If you like your humour dry, then try filling your bath with sand and jumping in, because that is exactly what this movie feels like. These two clowns, and I'm being kind here, were directed by Jonny Campbell, whose career is only television work, and he wanted to start his movie profession with this! Now that's scary. Personally, Ant and Dec should continue doing what they do best, playing with each other, and hopefully away from any movie camera and preferably, in the dark too. With this thought in mind, this Alien Autopsy should have remained a secret and never have been released onto an unsuspecting public. If you want the truth, then don't expect any answers here, because the truth is, to quote Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men; "You can't handle the truth" No Col. Jessep, I just couldn't handle this movie. Let's get a kebab then go home.

What can I say? Alien Autopsy is an all round brilliant film with a great story line and cast. The humorous Ant & Dec take on the lead roles of the film starring as Ray Santilli and Gary Shoefield. In my opinion it wasn't the cast or humour that really made this film and believe me the cast was great and film is very funny but what really made it for me was the story. It was terrific and fascinating watching something that really happened in my life time. Ray Santilli(ANT) stumbles upon some rare footage filmed in 1947 at Roswell but requires $30,000 to purchase it so he takes a loan from a local gangster with a passion or crop circles. However, when he takes the film out of the tin it eats itself, not wanted to displease the deadly gangster they decide to remake the autopsy. They successfully fool the gangster and go on to fool the world and become rich in doing so. This film is a must watch, especially at the end when a tremendous and amazing twist takes place. A twist that only today has come to light, was there really an original tape? Watch it.

Saw the Alien Autopsy charity premiere in Newcastle last night and I must admit it is great, The story revolves round the two main characters Ray (Dec) and Gary (Ant) and basically it's the story of how they obtained actual footage of an alien autopsy performed by the American military in 1947 (Roswell-ring any bells!!) and how the film was damaged and had to be re made to stop Ray being dissected by a psychotic gangster. It's a story that all of us 30+ people should remember from 10 yrs ago, and now after over 10 yrs the story is being told in a very entertaining way. It's not what I expected from Ant and Dec, I thought it might be an extended takeaway/jungle exploit but it is a good movie with a strong believable storyline and strong characters in Ant and Dec. Go and see it to make your own decision but don't miss out. If you like to be entertained you will love this. The movie does leave you with one question though, Is the truth out there!!!

I looked for the bad comments.. and there are almost only from UK. So.. I don't understand why they have to make this movie have such a low rating. It's one of your own movies guys! And I like English comedy a lot... because this two guys are from a show or I don't know what else... it doesn't mean that this movie it's not entertaining. It really is... and I would like to find many more movies like this one. but what should i do? look for movies that they have a 4.6 score? There are so many really bad American comedies with much better ratings. I really wonder if those guys, that gived this ratings, like them more. sorry for my pathetic English...and comment. With respect, Alex

Okay, I know it's a comedy. And Alien Autopsy easily meets that criteria. But what I never expected from such lovable tricksters as Ant and Dec and (less lovable, perhaps, but still high on the mirth count) Jimmy Carr that while, sure the gags are firing on all cylinders, there is a surprising amount of depth, too. Guess it must be all that space dust. But bottom line, it really adds up to the kind of film that not just entertains, but really delivers an emotional one-two as well. How many films even deliver on one of those counts? Viewers will no doubt be familiar with the Roswell story, but this is so much more than a mere tale of Alien trickery. The acting, the gags, the scenery: all top drawer. But what really works is the story - and the script. You're drawn into the tale, and you actually give a monkeys about the characters. So it easily surpasses any expectations you had of Ant and Dec just clowning around like they do on telly. Check it out and see for yourself - it's a real British gem.

As we cut into the putrid flesh of this cinematographic carcase, what do we find? A collection of organs which never quite function together well enough to produce more than a vague titter from the audience. What was anticipated to be rip-roaring fare from the ubiquitous duo, turns out to be little more than a mildly amusing yarn. Can we learn anything from this dissection? Well the film's heart is in the right place, but as for it's brain; there appears to be a lack of wit. The vital juices that should have been coursing through the vessels of the body of this movie were weak. Is there any hope of resuscitation? No, although a TV presentation at some stage might cause a mild blip on the life monitoring equipment. Failing that, intake of a large amount of intoxicating substances might give the observer the impression that this production had life in it. In conclusion then, the 90 minutes of this film's life were less funny than the 3 minute trailer for Scary Movie IV that preceded it.

I read with amusement this was supposed to be restoring the old Ealing Comedy...as I can't remember much comedy in it. In the UK it was certified as 12A, but I think the uses of the f-word were not warranted and indeed were out of place. A child can watch this with a parent...and if the parent isn't aware of the, maybe, small amount of usage of the f-word, but there were several uses, then this could cause offence. Also, for a child, the re-creation of the autopsy scenes were a bit gruesome. And and Dec were very bad in this movie. All you saw was Ant and Dec..not two con men called Ray and Gary. They seemed to cut Ant's part down to the minimum as he just cannot act, he was stiff and unnatural and although Dec was better, that's not saying a lot. No, a miserable performance and strange storyline....seems Ray and Gary conned hundreds of thousands of dollars in the 90's...must have spent the money so decided to cash in on the con again....sad really!