18-Year-Old Virgin

I had read other's reviews and had low expectations going into this movie, but i decided to watch it anyway and I am glad I did! It started slow and I initially wondered if it was indeed a complete waste of time - the opening scene was pretty much a low rent 1 for 1 rip off of American Pie, but I stayed the course like a true republican and after the first ten minutes it got WAY better. The plot revolves around relatively the same idea we've come to expect from all these sex comedies - hot girl in love with a hot guy who's in love with someone else, all the while hot girls best boy bud has been secretly lusting after her for years and a lusty friend (who happens to be female in this movie (and who happens to be quite hot)) who pushes her prudish friend into situations in which comedy ensues. Pretty straightforward but the fun comes from watching the actors try their hardest to make the outrageous plot points seem realistic - both the male and female protagonists here have some pretty hilarious scenes. Overall I'd give this movie at least a 6, maybe even a 7 just because I was so pleasantly surprised by how fun it was. It also had ample nudity if that's your boat and the girls are all hot. If you have an hour and a half and you wanna see a fun movie then go ahead and watch this.

The only fun this about this DVD is the first time special on the Special Features section. It is a great extra of that cast talking about their first time having sex. Bring back some good memories. Not worth watching (i.e. renting, downloading, buying) the movie. If you can find the extra somewhere online, watch the extra feature. Do not waste your time with it. There is only one reason to see this movie (DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE, rent it), to see what not to do if you are making a movie; i.e. writing, directing, or producing; on a low budget. The music is good for a extremely low budget movie. This movie has two lessons in it, 1. What not to do when making a movie. 2. That Hollywood still knows how to make really bad movies.

First of all, Olivia May is lovely, and I'd watch this movie again just for her. That said, anyone who is expecting high art or even quality cinema is missing the point. This movie is meant for the 16-year-old boy in all of us, and the 16-year-old boy inside me loved it. Smart, sweet nerdy boy gets smart, quirky nerdy girl. Plenty of gratuitous nudity. Deliberately campy acting and cheesy bathroom and bedroom humor. It's adolescent escapism at it's best - which, of course, isn't that good, but who cares? That was never really the point anyway. Sure, if I paid $15 to see this in a theater, I might ask for my money back, but for free on Tubi - awesome!

Yes, this movie is awful. It has no story line just a girl who is persuaded by her friend to lose her virginity. Her overnight experience is shown in so not funny way. There is not a single scene where I laughed. I certainly need my one and a half hours back. It's a low budget movie with a no interesting plot. I mean why don't you go ahead and watch a * movie there is nothing new you would find here. I would suggest you rather sleep in bed than fall asleep while watching it. Do not compare this flick with 40 year old virgin. It was far better than this. Okay I would give 1 out of 10 and guess what I am feeling generous by voting even 1.

***some possible slight spoilers below*** (and no it has nothing to due with being high or drunk or regressing back to your pubescent or prepubescent inner child to enjoy this movie) 1) Do NOT view this movie as a spoof. It's not a spoof of "40 Year Old Virgin", "American Pie", or any of a dozen teen sex comedies where the guy is running around trying madly and inanely to lose his virginity for **insert plot reason, however lame, here**. If you think it's a spoof, you'll be horribly disappointed, although it does contain some elements of the afore-mentioned movies I mentioned. 2) Do NOT view this movie as a substitute for porno (if you're into such a thing). If you think it's a porno, you'll be horribly disappointed, although it does contain some elements of porno, including LOTS of T & A, both male and female frontal nudity, simulated male and female * situations, as well as sexual positions and situations, hetero and homosexual alike, as well as simulation of fellatio (don't remember simulated cunnilingus though). 3) Do NOT view this movie as a full-throttle laugh a minute comedy, although I believe it tried to be. If you think it's a full-throttle laugh a minute comedy, you'll be horribly disappointed, as there were too many jokes that misfired and/or were lamer than lame. In fact, during the first 30-35 minutes of this movie, I felt the attempted humor was SO lame that the Director and/or Writer would've been better served to simply ask the vast cast of young (and young looking) actors and actresses to merely tell them a funny sexy raunchy joke, and just mash the best of 'em together. ***Then a strange and wonderful thing happened. At about the 35-38 minute mark, I actually audibly laughed at a joke. It was a wonderful turning point. And then I found myself laughing at a couple more. Then I found a couple of the humor situations VERY similar to American Pie (the first one - the good one). Then I found myself audibly laughing a couple more times. ***Then I even found one sick joke that even sickened me (something I thought was near impossible to do). Later that joke's sickness was a bit mitigated, but... ***Then I remembered that even in GOOD comedies like American Pie (the first one - the good one), 40 Year Old Virgin, and Superbad, they had some jokes that fell flat and/or short of the mark, too (admittedly not as many though). Heck, some of the American Pie sequels (won't mention which ones) were actually lamer than this movie in toto. 4) Do view this as a comedic drama, much like the ABC Afterschool Specials of yore that I used to watch as a pubescent or prepubescent youth. Just the dirtiest most raunchy Afterschool Special that you can imagine. 5) Do view this as a movie with a message (yes it's there), much like the ABC Afterschool Specials of yore. The message isn't necessarily rocket science or horribly deep, but neither were many of the Afterschool Specials' messages, either. 6) Do view this movie as educational. Believe it or not (and I'm a 44 Year Old Non-Virgin ;-) ) I learned a new sexual position! Thus saving me from having to read the Kama Sinatra, or whatever it's called - lol. I'm eager to try it out, I just need to find a female partner my age that's limber enough to assume said position. ;-) And finally... 7) Try to find in this movie an actor or actress of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're homosexual) that reminds you of someone you know, or used to know. It makes it quite a bit more interesting. The Rose character (Lauren Walsh) reminded me of a younger version of a someone I know. In some actions, but mostly her looks and especially expressions at times. This certainly helped the hour and a half go by pleasantly for me. ;-) Thanks for reading and now go ahead and enjoy the movie! (for what it's worth, I rated it a 5 ;-) )

Imagine taking movies with some genuine quality and humor and copying everything and making it all flat,turgid, and OTT, welcome to the horribly titled 18 Year Old Virgin. Full of the kind of humor that makes even 9th graders groan rather than laugh and without any smarts whatsoever this is one of the most unenjoyable films I have seen in a long time. Every opportunity to flash some T&A is taken, but my reaction was so what, and it is a movie that aims to be the most sexist, and definitely not the sexiest, movie of all time. Of the 117 votes cast as I write this 33.3% gave this 10 (err... note to publicity department, flack is OK - but let's keep it less blatant next time...OK?) and a stunning 30% gave this a ONE.... ooops! I'm sure there is an audience for this, who knows maybe it'll be someone's favorite ever movie - but more than a horrible, horrible plot and a dreadful script is the damn awful acting where lines are delivered without any attempt to get us involved. It all looks like an attempt to steal your money though oooh isn't it sexy, believe no it's not, avoid like the plague.....please.

I think the movie is made with nothing in mind. I don't know how can anyone think that stuff would make someone laugh. The budget of the movie looks awfully low and thats not the point which is giving the movie the worst comment ever. The story is literally nothing, that kind of movie can be done by anyone and seriously this kind of a movie is not at all suitable to any age. That movie has nothing to offer, no lesson, no comedy or anything for instance. Besides the movie is even banned in some countries people in these countries are lucky that you're not watching this horrific and disgraceful movie. And i feel sorry for those people who want to escape and refresh their mind with a good movie and after seeing this its rather corrupting it.

First of all the actors are way too bad, they said their lines without any grace, the acting of the extras sucks either, and also too old for doing 17 - 18 year old boys - girls, the budget is so low that all the movie is shoot on sets, and for example on the party scene they where drinking with empty cups, on other one ,one boy is getting high and there is no smoke coming out of his pipe, use tobacco men! the party looks like the most boring party ever, but i tell you, the acting is as as bad as the plot. Why these girl is so desperate to lose her virginity? why the guy who lives at the house let the party goes on with his grandpa in a coma upstairs? where are his parents? his dad or mom doesn't worry about his father in bed? Come on!! I read a review and it said that film students could do it better, and i agree. i haven't finished it but don't waste your time. Horror scenes: girl shaving on the bathroom, girl throwing up on a guys genitals, tantra sex scene.... all the movie stinks!!!

I want to write something intelligent, but I assume that I should choose another movie for that. Oh well, I've seen this one yesterday, so let's see what my inspiration brings me. I could write about the actors. There's not that many of them (low budget; the same people appear in different places of the house all the time), and they generally don't display much talent. This being said, it could also be the script, making them speak or behave in a very unnatural matter. However, I did like the fact that at least the leading ladies were capable of facial expressions. I truly regret that some highly acclaimed actors miss out on this field. It's one thing to passionately say the lines, but it's another thing to express it visually. I refer to that horrible thing called Zoolander, and the 'look' that means everything (actually the best part of that movie). I could write about the plot, and then one sentence should do the trick: a girl wants to get some, and for some strange reason it's problematic. No plot worth mentioning, but hey, if you see this movie, it's probably because of the title, not because of the contents. I could write about the setting. It's a house, and it's a damn big one. Amazing how many bedrooms are allegedly in there, and how many people manage to make out undisturbed. And only one tiny bathroom. As a European I always wondered ... do people actually go to someone's house and soil every bedroom? For sure they don't do that here. I could write about the camera-work. Not HD, more like a professional attempt to use a handycam, but it only disturbs in the beginning. I could write about the nudity. Ah, here's the thing, the girls look good. Again I refer to the two leading ladies, who are hot. They should seriously be offered chances in bigger productions, and not only because of their physique, but also because I believe that there's actual talent present. As for the guys in this movie, please don't bother. Okay, I had my fun writing this. I watched the movie, didn't find it good, but I kept watching because of the leading girls. Also, I admit that in the second half, there were some good funny scenes. I don't regret seeing it, but I would advise the use of alcohol and male friends as company.

A regular(lees than regular) teen movie. Boobs, Tits, Pubic Hair, Penis, Kundalini(yoga), Group sex, Gay, Lesbian, A party & Complete nudity IncludeD. A college girl (18 years old) who tries to get the attraction of her dream, soul mate. but he hates "Virgins"(Odd :P) so during a party she tries to loose her Virginity! In this quest she finds her real soul mate. Acting - less than average(*Lauren Walsh{Rose} was bit good) Story - huh, no story at all Music- nothing special. Humor- 5/120 mins u can show your teeth Rating- American Pie 01- 10/10 >>>>> 18 year old virgin - 1/10 If u r really free of work like me.. no harm Watch