13 Cameras

Literally the worst movie ever. The director should never be allowed to make another movie.

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OK here we go...2 seconds..still bored..black screen.. OH! somethings happening, a bunch of mini screens has popped up all over the screen showing domestic scenes... So I'm thinking the 13 cameras are pervy ones right? Some statistics popped up briefly as I looked away, so i missed them. hope they're not relevant. more screens...more stats, this time i caught them but despite having a notepad here for this exact reason, i forgot them, and my scrawling notes regarding the stats just say "watched in home" Blah blah blah OOH! screen went black with a loud noise.. GRIPPING! OK now creepazoid buys some cameras and stands in a home..fast forward a bit, he's showing couple the home..she's pregnant. Man I feel like I fell asleep in this film..maybe its the serepax,, Anyway yeah, as we all predicted creepazoid bloke ( i drew pictures of the three main stars while i was watching but can;t show them here sorry) watches sand listens to the annoying peoples' lives and affairs, and eventually kidnaps the female the bloke Ryan was affairing around the place with...and locks them in the basement of their house. and drive home to his house, where he apparently does his watching form. About 11 minutes in i realised I was still bored despite the interesting concept (trying to ignore flat characters with no actual character, just boring can'ts like..) but i struggled on...and on and on... In the end I guess the film basically just sucked ..was something like this already done in Sliver or a few other films? Final thoughts: Ryan is a jerk. I already can't remember half this boring film and I literally just finished watching it..what happened in the end? Oh yeah that plucking stupid twist with the baby...it really was tripe..also why is every female lead or co-lead always pregnant these days in horror...added vulnerability? or am I just at a time in my life where I'm noticing all the other happy pregnancy or with child parents around and I'm just jealous or something? I don't know. Tell me you own thought. but i guess I've seen worse (and no doubt loved them) it ain't bad enough to score 1 or 2 so I gave it 3/10

60/100 This movie has a lot of common Horror tropes and has some foreshadowing that makes a movie a bit predictable, but other than that I don't really have any complaints. The movie was a fun, unnerving, creepy ride. From the lead character and his brazen infidelity & wondering when it was going to catch up to him, to the basement being sound proofed just waiting for the right time to attack it kept me on the edge of my seat.